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zealousemperor 2009-12-19 03:15 am UTC (link)

Kanaye panicked for about five seconds. He really didn't want Maeko to come check on him while he was watching yaoi. It would give her the wrong idea, and he doubted she actually liked it. However, once he was certain it was, in fact, someone who DOES like it and wouldn't care, he got up and walked over to the door, opening it. "Yo, Yoshimi-san!" He said happily. "What's up?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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zealousemperor 2009-12-19 03:28 am UTC (link)

Kanaye nodded happily. "That's good. I was afraid for a moment, yaknow, that something was wrong, but it's good if you're alright." He blinked and walked into his dorm. "You can tell by sound? Do you, like, have these memorized or something?" He asked, shrugged. "Oh, do come in, and please close the door. I'm reasonably certain this is illegal." Sure enough, the TV showed two bishonen men making out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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zealousemperor 2009-12-19 08:44 am UTC (link)

"Well, let's face it, Yoshimi-san. When AREN'T we hungover?" Kanaye laughed at his own joke. "Ah, I see." He nodded. "Indeed. I kind of like it, myself, though the sex scenes could use a little work. I mean, that looks painful. I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that..." He shuddered. "Yeah. I got bored, went through Toru's stuff, found it, then started watching it. I like the name. Pornophone should totally be a word used more often. "So, dude, how's it hanging? Just watching the pornophone!" He laughed again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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zealousemperor 2009-12-20 03:15 am UTC (link)

"Fair enough. Alcohol would be so much better if it didn't come with that, yaknow?" Kanaye smiled. "I could do without the withdrawal too..." Kanaye nodded. "Oh. Good to know. I'd hate to put Maeko through something like that." He smiled. "I'd hope so. I mean, I do not like rape. At all." "Well, maybe it's a pornophone that likes to show emotions?" He shrugged. "Go ahead. I'm not expecting you to stand up." He plopped on his bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

omgboyskissing 2009-12-21 02:29 am UTC (link)

"For real," Yoshimi agreed, pulling out a desk chair. "I've been out every night since summer break started, and it's..." She yawned impressively. "...it's catching up to me a little." In truth, this was an understatement, and it showed — there were dark circles forming under her eyes, her skin looked washed out, and even her hair was starting to look limp. "Yeah, I'm the same way." She gestured towards the screen, where the two leads were busy engaging in uncomfortable-looking but fully consensual activities. "I'm not into noncon, and I made sure that everything I lent out to Ishinomori-kun was pretty upbeat and positive. ...uh. Not that this is my yaoi or anything?" Foot, meet mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

zealousemperor 2009-12-21 02:35 am UTC (link)

Kanaye nodded. "Seriously. You might wanna cut back on that a little. I mean, sure, have a quick nip here and there but you're starting to look like crap. Someone's gonna notice and I doubt they'd just leave you be." He shrugged. "They'd probably drag you in to see Hamasaki. At least use some makeup. It'd probably help." "Exactly. My porn that I no longer have was all fluffy. It was quite cute, really. Noncon just creeps me out." Kanaye raised an eyebrow. "Did he ask you for advice or did you just lend him it as a charitable soul?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

omgboyskissing 2009-12-21 02:53 am UTC (link)

"I'll be fine by the time we go back to school," Yoshimi insisted, sounding very sure of herself. "I guess makeup couldn't hurt, though." The last thing she wanted was some well-intentioned bystander dragging her into an intervention. "'No longer'...huh, what happened to it? Dorm raid?" She was suddenly very concerned that her own stash was going to end up gathering dust in some storage closet full of confiscated materials — or worse, thrown away! "And, uh, the first one," she said, shrugging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

zealousemperor 2009-12-21 03:01 am UTC (link)

"Hope so. Those would be some awkward questions, and it might get led to me..." Kanaye shuddered. No one he cared about would care but it would be horrible for his image. His dad would freak. "Nah. Sold it. I have Maeko, why do I need porn?" Kanaye said with a straight face, nodding. "I don't now why. If he needs porn to help him know how to have sex, I have a feeling Kazuya is going to be very disappointed." If it ever happens at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

omgboyskissing 2009-12-21 03:43 am UTC (link)

Yoshimi handwaved that. "Don't worry about it. I wouldn't mention you, and besides, I'll be fine in a week. I'm just trying to get as much fun as I can out of this vacation." She definitely had not gone on a bender because she and her boyfriend had planned to go camping together over summer break and the memory was bothering her immensely. "Oh, that makes sense!" She couldn't imagine selling off her stash, but she supposed that it might be different if you were in a relationship. And having sex. With the person who you were in the relationship with. She hadn't tried it yet. "...and hey, that's not fair! It's just like borrowing a cookbook before you try a new recipe! The research helps!" she squeaked indignantly, utterly oblivious to the idea that sex within the context of a relationship wasn't really comparable to cooking. "And besides, his, uh, cooking partner has probably, um, tried this recipe at least once before. And could walk him through it. So they'll probably be fine." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

zealousemperor 2009-12-21 03:47 am UTC (link)

"Once again, I hope so. If you're ever in trouble or having a bad trip or something, try to call me, alright? I'll help you out!" Kanaye nodded happily. "It's the least I could do." "Exactly! I mean, we haven't had sex yet, but we're going to soon!" Kanaye nodded. "So I don't need it at all!" "Kind of different. I mean, it's possible to have bad sex but it's not like you need a recipe list. I mean, it's like, "stick it in the closest hole", right?" He laughed at his joke. "I'm not sure if he's had sex yet." He did not want to think about possible sex-slave Kaz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

omgboyskissing 2009-12-21 05:56 am UTC (link)

Yoshimi nodded. "Thank you, senpai." It was nice to have someone who she could turn to, just in case. "Oh, ummm..." She wondered if it normal to congratulate your schoolmates for getting it on, or at least for planning to. "Good for you guys!" she cheered, smiling honestly. Normal or not, she was all about celebrating other people's love lives. "I guess you're right." In reality, she didn't know much at all about Kazuya, and exactly none of what she did know concerned his previous relationships (or lack thereof). "Still, getting asked for help was, um... nice." Her smile softened a little. "I'm sure that they'd figure it out just fine on their own, but it's nice to feel useful, you know?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-21 06:03 am UTC (link)
	"Glad to help, Yoshimi-san!" Kanaye smiled. "Thanks, Yoshimi-san! It's going to be kind of awkward, yaknow, considering it's both of our first times, but it'll be special, at least!" Kanaye laughed, briefly wondering if he should tell THIS many people about it... Kanaye shrugged. "I guess. Sounds fun, at least." (Reply to this) (Parent)