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Suzuki Suzume (hellsyeah) wrote in disappear_rpg,
@ 2009-11-13 04:29:00

Entry tags:

shirou, suzume

Who: Suzume, Shirou
What: Terrible vending machine.
Where: Nanakamado
When: During tournament.
Why: I WANT SOME DAMN BROMONADE

Suzume was enraged. No stupid machine denied her a delicious bottle of brotient-increasing isotonic, glucose-filled, orange-flavoured-without-actually-tasting-like-oranges energy drink! Especially when she'd paid for it already!

She attempted to reverse-suplex the machine but it went poorly. Instead, she moved to the side of it and kicked it as hard as she could.

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nekketsushounen
2009-11-13 04:48 am UTC (link)

Shirou had just finished with a match and, not having had a drink for the last two rounds, was suitably parched. He took off his kendo mask and absentmindedly grabbed at the general location where he had left his bottle of Bromonade.

He grasped nothing but air.

In a semi-panic, Shirou looked around. It wasn't there! Someone must have taken his Bromonade! The audacity! He'd find that person, and bring them to just-

Shirou then remembered that he had, in fact, finished his Bromonade earlier while he was watching Masami in one of her matches. Well, no justice-bringing for now. Better just make a trip to the vending machines for more.

What he found at the vending machines was a rather angry-looking Suzume kicking at the side of a vending machine.

"Suzuki-senpai! What happened?!"

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	hellsyeah 2009-11-13 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Suzume kicked the vending machine a second time! The bromonade still did not fall. "This machine!" She announced. "It's a thief! It stole my bromonade!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nekketsushounen
2009-11-13 05:03 am UTC (link)

At this Shirou's expression turned immediately sour.

"WHAT?! IT STOLE YOUR BROMONADE?! WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE THING WOULD DO THAT?!" he practically demanded of Suzume.

"ALL RIGHT! I'M PUMPED NOW! WE'RE GONNA GET YOUR BROMONADE OUT OF THERE NO MATTER WHAT! THIS BROMONADE THIEVERY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! WE MUST BRING THIS MACHINE TO JUSTICE!"

With that, Shirou delivered the strongest kick he possibly could to the machine.

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	hellsyeah 2009-11-13 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Shirou's allcaps only added to Suzume's own rage. "I know, right? It's awful!" She yelled, delivering a third and fourth kick. The bromonade wobbled but did not fall. "Horrible, horrible metal box!" (Reply to this) (Parent)