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ifcwdjd (
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Ze Epiphanee - 6/1/1988
*zrows opeen Guyf's bedreum deur*
'allo! You teux deux remembeur what day eet ees today, dunt you?
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 03:16 am UTC
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Eenside a mustee receurd shoppe, zere are albums literallee stacked wall teux wall. Paulf chooses a Slayeur receurd and plops eet onteux an emptee playeur. Once eet stahts, 'e peuts up ze sign auf ze 'orns and 'eadbangs.
Moments lateur, Thomaf approaches 'em weef a 'andful auf receurds...
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thomaf
2010-05-23 03:25 am UTC
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Eux mon dieu! Zees "I Love You Moure" ees so catchee! :D Eux and I LOVE "More Spell on You" :D And and and "Cola Bottle Baybee" SOUNDS AWESAUM.
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 03:29 am UTC
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What ze 'ell ahr you babbleeng about-
I mean, quoi, monsieur?
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thomaf
2010-05-23 03:30 am UTC
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Good boy, Paulf! :D (Muahahahahhahah!) I was just lookeeng at zese receurds and zey sound great! :D Leesten!
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 03:37 am UTC
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Thomaf sets 'es pile auf receurds down en ze table next teux ze playeur. Zen 'e drags ze needle auf ze Slayeur receurd and tosses eet aside. Thomaf peuts on one auf 'es receurds, and sets ze needle upon eet. Een moments, funkee grooves emanate fraum ze playeur, to wheech Thomaf eenappropriatlee peuts up ze sign auf ze 'orns and 'eadbangs as well.
Paulf stands zere een shock, tryeeng VEREE 'ARD nut teux ream ze eveurloveeng crap aut auf Thomaf...
>:-* (Eaux mon dieu what ees zees crappee babee musique? Thomaf sucks sooooo bad, ze feurst cigarette Guyf geeves me, I em peuteeng eet right out en 'es for'ead) Zees ees... geud, monsieur.
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thomaf
2010-05-23 03:49 am UTC
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I know eesn't et? :D Eet eenspieures me to make my own musique! :D *runs teux Guyf* Guyf, Guyf! YOU 'AVE TO LEESTEN TO ZESE RECEURDS!
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guyf
2010-05-23 03:55 am UTC
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*Een 'es own weurld leesteeneeng teux a receurd through 'eadphones, eyes closed, seengeeng along een 'es 'ead*
Eet wakes me een ze mourneeng,
Eet drives me zrough ze day.
'ow would I treat you (Thomaf)
Eef you were my man...
Zere's a great and livelee 'umeur
Eeen all auf zees you know
Zat unteel you let me een (Thomaf)
Teux lie beside your soul-
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thomaf
2010-05-23 03:57 am UTC
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Guyf? Guyffffff! GUYF GET ZOSE 'EADPHONES AUFF AND LEESTEN TO ZESE RECEURDS!
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guyf
2010-05-23 04:02 am UTC
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*Jumps at Thomaf's shouteeng and takes off 'eadphones* 0_0
Eaux, 'allo Thomaf, you 'ave teux 'ear zees one, eet ees by...
*Peecs up album coveur* Leenda Per'acs. Eet ees so beauteeful- :\ Erm, I mean, ees geud *Blushes and lights anozeur cigarette*
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thomaf
2010-05-23 04:11 am UTC
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Euxkay we weel leesten when we get 'ome. Eef you do nut want teux look at aneezeeng else I zeenk we ahr readee teux leave. PAULF!
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guyf
2010-05-23 04:18 am UTC
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*Watches as Paulf saunteurs oveur teux zem weef a stack auf receurds een 'es ahms*
'allo Paulf, >:D Zank you sooo veree mauch feur 'elpeeng carree our zeengs, you can add zees teux ze pile...
*As 'es sets 'es receurd een Paulf's ahms, 'e noteeses 'es brozeur shakeeng*
What ees ze matteur Paulf? You geeteeng cold or zomezeeng? O_o
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 04:19 am UTC
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Guyf, can I PLEASE 'ave a cigarette? I swear eef my 'ands were nut full weef zeese (shittee) receurds, I would be useeng zem teux strangle myself right naow.
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guyf
2010-05-23 04:23 am UTC
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Eaux, 'e 'as nut been be'aveeng like a snottee leel salop, as 'e Thomaf?
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thomaf
2010-05-23 04:30 am UTC
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I guess nut. *suspeecious* Fine, I feel nice today.
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guyf
2010-05-23 04:35 am UTC
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Alright Paulf, you can 'ave a cigarette.
*Takes out a fresh cigarette and lights eet on ze teep auf 'es. 'e places eet een Paulf's mauf, and ze second 'e does...*
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 04:39 am UTC
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Paulf simplee releases all ze receurds fraum 'es greep and zey fall teux ze fleur weef a tremendous SMACK! zat makes evereeone een ze steure turn around. Paulf closes 'es eyes and drags deeplee off ze cigarette, 'es jitteurs immediatelee disappeareeng...
Naow zat I finallee 'ave my cigarette, monsieurs, lemme tell you what I zeenk auf zees crap, I-
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thomaf
2010-05-23 04:41 am UTC
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*frows a 'yuge tatnrum* I TRUSTEED YOUUUUUUUU! WAHHHHHHHHH PAULFFFFFF D':
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guyf
2010-05-23 04:56 am UTC
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Paulf you sneakee leel ass'eule, you betteur peec zhose receurds up, ze cleurk leuks like 'es about teux keek us out auf 'ere >:(
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 04:57 am UTC
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Pfft, just try telleeng me what teux deux naow and see what 'appeens, and you betteur calm your boyfriend down or 'e ees ze one zat ees goeeng teux geet us keeked out.
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thomaf
2010-05-23 05:03 am UTC
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WAAAAAAA-BLEHHHH!
Ze baybee jesus ees vomeeted out auf Thomaf's mouf, landeeng on Paulf's 'air en a moment auf pure bad karma
Eux et came out! :D
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 05:07 am UTC
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Eaux merde, nut ageen, what ze? *feels around een 'es 'air and finds ze leel porcelain babee Jesus*
:D :D :D :D HAHAHAHAHA! OUIIII, EET EES MINE! Naow I em ze keeng feur ze day and you boz 'ave teux deux what
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guyf
2010-05-23 05:11 am UTC
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D: Eaux mon dieu Paulf, zat ees gross, zat was just een Thomaf's BODEE (mmmm, zat ees nut such a bad place teux be, but steel) And just because eet landeed een zat rat's nest en tup auf your 'ead does nut mean eet ees yours.
*eyes sheeft oveur teux ze steure cleurk, who ees scowleeng oveur at zem*
Lets geet out auf 'ere.
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thomaf
2010-05-23 05:24 am UTC
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Geud idea. I want teux go 'ome and leesten moure teux my new receurds aneeway :D
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 05:30 am UTC
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I 'ate teux say eet, but I agree zat ees a GEUD IDEA, and I em nut carryeeng your stupeed receurds.
*'eads outside*
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guyf
2010-05-23 05:34 am UTC
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D:<
Thomaf, lets pay feur zees receurds, zen I em goeeng teux geeve zat leel brat a piece auf my mind feur once.
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