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thomaf (
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Euxkay, now we weel teach you about a wondeurful zeeng called love :D
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guyf
2010-05-07 03:02 am UTC
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Meental notepad readee teux receive infeurmation...
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thomaf
2010-05-07 03:12 am UTC
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You must act more 'yooman, guyfbot. *angree emoticon: >:(*
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guyf
2010-05-07 03:13 am UTC
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Eaux... I mean, urm, lay eet on me... dude?
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thomaf
2010-05-07 03:14 am UTC
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*viseurglove* Neveur mind. I weel teach you lateur.
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thomaf
2010-05-07 03:21 am UTC
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(Eux merde, 'ow do I explain zees?) Love ees where you care about a peurson so much zat you always want to be weef zem and want zem to be 'appee. Zere are also zeengs zat people en love do togezeur wheech Guyf and I weel demonstrate. (Muahahahah. Anozeur excuse to kees Guyf!)
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guyf
2010-05-07 03:23 am UTC
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*Be'ind 'es 'elmet, 'es eyes go shiftee fraum Thomaf teux ze robuts teux Thomaf ageen.*
Non, I zeenk explanation weel be moure suiteeble :/
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thomaf
2010-05-07 03:26 am UTC
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*pout* Just take off your 'elmet. Pleaseeee?
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guyf
2010-05-08 03:29 am UTC
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>:(
*wheespeurs* Thomaf you know zat everee second auf ze day I want nozeeng moure zan teux kees, but I deux nut want teux deux eet een front auf ze robuts, even zho zey ahr techniquallee us fraum anozeur dimeension. You know what 'appens when we kees, 'ow eet leads teux ozeur zeengs. Feurst ze keeseeng, zen comes ze ass-grabbeeng, zen ze teareeng off auf eveuree ahteecle auf clotheeng, usuallee weef teef, and afteur zat...well...
Zeengs could geet out auf 'and, ees all I sayeeng.
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thomaf
2010-05-08 03:32 am UTC
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*geeghul* I (zeenk I) can restrain myself and save et for lateur when we can do all auf zat :D Pleeeeease?
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guyf
2010-05-08 03:37 am UTC
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*removes 'elmet*
All right, but onlee feur educational peurposes...
*steps up teux Thomaf, poised feur kees*
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thomaf
2010-05-08 03:38 am UTC
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(Muahahahaha I em so getteeng saum lateur) *keeses and reaches around eempulsivelee*
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guyf
2010-05-08 03:41 am UTC
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(Zut, zees ees teux 'ot, eet weel be 'ard, haha, teux wait unteel lateur teux geet saum... QUOI?) *slaps Thomaf's wandeureeng 'and away fraum 'es ass*
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guyf
2010-05-08 03:43 am UTC
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O_o
< Thomafbot, zees ees love? Why ees eet soooo... awkweurd? >
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thomaf
2010-05-08 03:46 am UTC
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< Based on my data zat says 'yoomans find et uncomfortable to do certain actions like zees en front auf ozeurs, I assume zat zees ees what zey would call "embarasseeng" to do publiclee. >
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guyf
2010-05-08 03:47 am UTC
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*introdeuces ze tongue*
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guyf
2010-05-08 03:50 am UTC
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< Zey dunt seem veree embarassed naow, I dunno about you, I feel saurt auf like sweetcheeng off my optiqual recepteurs... I mean, DEUX NUT WANT. >
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thomaf
2010-05-08 03:52 am UTC
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< Non I zeenk we need more veesual data. Besides, et cannut be so bad. Zey are ze alteurnate forms auf us afteur all >
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guyf
2010-05-08 03:59 am UTC
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< Eaux, eauxkay. >
*crosses ahms and squirms*
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:08 am UTC
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< Are you feeleeng aneezeeng, Guyfbot? You seem to be uncomfortable. >
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:13 am UTC
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< I zeenk I may be feeleeng an emotion. I 'ave ze eencredeeble urge teux teurn away and deesconnect all audio and veesual components, yet my circuits eendeecate nozeeng requieureeng such response. What about you? >
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:16 am UTC
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(SEESTEM OVEURLOAD AUF EMBARASSMENT AND 'ORNINESS) < Euh, non I em nut feeleeng aneezeen ozeur zan possiblee an emotion known as curiositee > (I 'ope 'e believes me D:)
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:21 am UTC
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*Finallee pulls away, quite unweeleenglee, fraum Thomaf's leeps*
Haha, you salop, tried teux grab my ass wheen you said you would nut.
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:22 am UTC
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Sorree, I could nut reseest! XD I need to restrain myself betteur *geeghul*
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:24 am UTC
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Eet ees eauxkay, you know zat tonight you can grabass all you want ;)
*Teurns teux ze robots*
So, deux you teux want teux geeve eet a try naow?
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:29 am UTC
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Euh, so ees just presseng ze faces togezeur? (Zomg why ees zat so exciteeng? Especiallee when put zat way.)
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:31 am UTC
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Urm, we 'ave neveur done aneezeeng like zees befaur, 'ow weel we know eef eet ees right?
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:31 am UTC
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JUST DO ET ALREADEE! YOU WEEL KNOW BY EENSTEENCT.
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:33 am UTC
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Fine zen... *slowlee moves towards gufb-* [BONK!]
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:35 am UTC
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[BONK!]
*stands zere weef 'es viseur pressed ageenst Thomafbot's, waiteeng feur ze eensteencts teux keek een*
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:36 am UTC
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Merde, I zeenk we need to find an alteurnateeve *facepalm*
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:39 am UTC
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< Deed you feel aneezeeng? >
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:42 am UTC
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< Nut reallee, but we ahr just standeeng 'ere. Mahbe we should try zat zeeng, ze grabass? >
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:43 am UTC
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< Euxkay, 'ow about you grab mine? > (Zees ees gonna be so 'ot! :D)
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:47 am UTC
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< Eauxkay. >
*reachees around Thomafbot weef 'es metal 'ands*
< Thomafbot, I cannut locate suffeecient ass teux grab, mahbe because you deed nut geet ze ass 2.0 upgrade like I deed. You weel 'ave teux deux eet teux me. >
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:49 am UTC
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(Mental notepad entree: get zat azz upgrade as soon as posseeble) < Euxkay, 'ere I go>
*reaches around Guyfbot and grabs* < Do you feel aneezeeng? > (I certainlee do :D )
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:51 am UTC
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:/ < I zeenk I feel a leel stupeed. I em sorree, mahbe we should bueeld saum keeseeng attachmeents feur next time. Let's just 'ug and call eet geud. >
*'ug*
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:53 am UTC
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*'ugs and turns to ze 'yoomans* Zat was sufficient I zenenk. We weel conteenue our efforts en ze futeure.
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:57 am UTC
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Well, eet was eauxkay feur ze feurst time. (I guess I neveur conseedeured eef robuts were designed teux kees, haha, I cannut imageen 'ow zey would accompleesh ze ozeur zeeng 0_0)
I remembeur ze feurst time Thomaf and I keesed, merde, zat was 12 years ago. Eet was prettee 'ot, teux bad Thomaf was drunkeur zan a monkee zat night, 'e probablee does nut remembeur eet.
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thomaf
2010-05-08 04:58 am UTC
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*geeghul* I could neveur forget zat, no matteur 'ow drunk I was
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guyf
2010-05-08 04:59 am UTC
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Reallee? You were so drunk, I 'ad teux 'aul you eento my reum because you were unconscious, eet was sooo adorable :)
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thomaf
2010-05-08 05:01 am UTC
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*geeghul* I do remembeur falleeng asleep en your ahms. Zat was one auf ze 'appiest days auf my teenage life :D
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guyf
2010-05-08 05:07 am UTC
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Awwww Thomaf *cries a leel, zeen jumps en Thomaf feur an extremelee sexee encoure kees*
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thomaf
2010-05-08 05:07 am UTC
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*conteenues ze kees convenientlee away fraum ze robuts*
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guyf
2010-05-08 05:15 am UTC
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< Thomafbot, I em glad our poweur cells 'ave batteuree life auf thousands auf years. I zeenk eet weel take me long time teux undeurstand why 'yoomans deux ze bizarre zeengs zey deux, mauch less dupleecate zem. >
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thomaf
2010-05-19 03:04 am UTC
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< Zees es what ees eenteuresteeng about 'yooman be'aveur zough. I em sure we weel undeurstand et eventuallee.>
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