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guyf (
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9/9/99, 9h08
*Takes off ze box weef Thomaf's screebled 'appee face on eet and sets eet down*
What deed you 'ave een mind, Thomaf?
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thomaf
2010-05-01 05:45 am UTC
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Well for ze first time zees 'as to be veree comfortable. Et could be dangeurous eef ees too 'ard
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guyf
2010-05-01 05:47 am UTC
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Like 'ardeur zan cardbeurd?
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thomaf
2010-05-01 05:47 am UTC
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Tee hee, well 'ow 'ard deux you want eet bad boy? *geeghul*
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guyf
2010-05-01 05:50 am UTC
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Well, eet 'as teux be 'ard enough zho eet wunt, like, geet damaged eef you geux runneeng around outside showeeng eet off teux evereeone. I know 'ow careless you can be, Thomaf.
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thomaf
2010-05-01 05:52 am UTC
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Euh I zought you wanted us to be disguised? Now you want us to 'ave sex outside and show off? O_o Are you bipoleur?
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guyf
2010-05-01 05:59 am UTC
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O_O ...QUOI?
What ahr you talkeeng about Thomaf?!
I neveur said I wanted teux 'ave sex outside! What deux you zeenk I em? A putain, for voyeurs?
As ze 'ands auf ze studeeo clock approach 9h09, Thomaf and Guyf deux nut noteece a small electriqual deesteurbance buildeeng next teux ze sampleur...
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thomaf
2010-05-01 06:00 am UTC
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Eux mon dieu! D: I em sorree? What were you talkeeng about zen? D:
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guyf
2010-05-01 06:14 am UTC
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*facepalm* I was talkeeng about ze 'elmets, feur when we becaum ROBUTS-
At ze precise moment ze clock rolls oveur teux 9h09, what was a small electriqual deesteurbance roars teux life. Thomaf and Guyf turn toward zere sampleur, wheech undulates as eef space eetself ees beeng teurn apart.
Suddenlee a portal auf blindeeng white light opens where ze sampleur once sat. Thomaf and Guyf shield zere eyes, but between zere feengeurs zey can barelee make out ze outline auf two people enteureeng zere realitee fraum ze portal.
Ze clock strikes 9h10, and as suddenlee as eet appeared, ze portal closes een upon eetself. A tremendous explosion knocks Thomaf and Guyf teux ze fleur, where zey boz lapse eento unconsciousness.
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thomaf
2010-05-01 06:19 am UTC
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Thomaf wakes up, and realizes zat 'e ees en ze position zat 'e wanted to be weef guyf en bofore, but clothed. Blusheeng, 'e prepares to shake Guyf to wake 'eem up and zen sees a mettalique gleam out auf ze corneur auf 'ees eye
Eux mon dieu! O_o Guyf, wake up! You 'ave to see zees! :O
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guyf
2010-05-01 06:43 am UTC
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>_-
Eaux mon dieu, my 'ead (ooh I em cuddleeng weef Thomaf, zees ees nice) What 'appen-
*Opens eyes and looks at what ees standeeng oveur zem*
Urmmmm...
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thomaf
2010-05-01 06:50 am UTC
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Eux! Are you 'yoomans alright? I 'ope you can weethstand zat kind auf damage.
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guyf
2010-05-01 06:53 am UTC
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Eef nut, we weel offeur our serveeces teux repair your 'yooman flesh, because we ahr, afteur all, robuts.
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thomaf
2010-05-01 06:54 am UTC
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Eux mon dieu! Zees 'as to be a dream. Maybe I em steel unconscious. O_o
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guyf
2010-05-01 06:57 am UTC
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Can you feel me peencheeng your buttom?
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thomaf
2010-05-01 07:00 am UTC
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What are you talkeeng about? O-o I do nut 'ave a buttom! You know ZAT! OW MY BACK!
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guyf
2010-05-01 07:04 am UTC
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Non, zees ees realitee, cuz en my dreams your ass ees luciouz and nut just zat vague arhea between your back and legs. But I dunt want you teux zeenk I deux nut like your ass just ze way eet ees ;)
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guyf
2010-05-01 07:05 am UTC
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*Turns to 'es counteurparght*
Deux you zeenk zees ees what eet means teux be 'yooman?
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thomaf
2010-05-01 07:07 am UTC
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I do nut know. I zeenk zees ees a zeeng called love eef I em nut mistaken.
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guyf
2010-05-01 07:09 am UTC
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Well Thomafbot, we finallee 'ave 'yoomans 'ere een front auf us, why dunt we ask zem?
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thomaf
2010-05-01 07:11 am UTC
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Euxkay. *turns to 'yooman counteurpart* What does et mean to be 'yooman? We need zees eenformation for our databases so please comply.
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thomaf
2010-05-01 07:12 am UTC
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Euhh...O_o *stares blanklee en shoque*
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guyf
2010-05-01 07:18 am UTC
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Your request deed nut seem teux compute Thomafbot, mahbe ze mergeeng auf dimeensions damaged 'es synapses. Per'aps you should resubmeet?
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guyf
2010-05-01 07:19 am UTC
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Wait a meenute, what ees goeeng on 'ere? Who ahr you? What ees all zees talk auf dimeensions? And why deux you keep calleeng your friend Thomafbot? Zat ees my friend, er, boyfriend's name!
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thomaf
2010-05-01 07:22 am UTC
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My readeengs eendeecate zat you two are ze 'yooman versions auf us een ze 'yooman occupied dimension. I believe your counteurpart ees my partneur, Guyfbot.
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guyf
2010-05-01 07:51 am UTC
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Bonjour Guyfman. We breeng you salutation fraum Dimeension Awesaum. As you ahr all 'yooman your realitee, een our realitee we ahr all robuts. Zho we 'ave achieved perfection en technologie, zere ees one zeeng we cannut studee weefeen ze realm auf our dimeension: 'yoomanitee. And becaus auf zees, we ahr fundamentalee incomplete een our undeurstandeeng auf ze univeurse.
So we 'ave traveled across time and space teux deescoveur ze core auf your 'yoomanitee, acquieur eet, and breeng eet back teux our civilization.
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