James snorted and flashed Lily a smile. "First off, Oh Master of Over-Compensation - enough billowy black? Maybe, if you jump off a cliff, you'll fly! Try it. Secondly, My wife, my son, my favorite school yard ners to mug for lunch money. Hmm, Actually, I think it has everything to do with me. Thirdly!" He paused dramatically, mouth agape and finger held in the air. "Wait, no, this isn't for you. Sorry."
With the most adorable rogue grin he could muster under his glasses, James beamed smartly at his wife and added. "Lily, darling. The last time I tried that, it only lasted sixteen years. How bad can it get?"