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Daily Prophet: Issue #123
Gossip Column



The world's been moving and the gossip's been flowing:

- Aberforth Dumbledore has been charged by Aurors for goat charming for the third time this year. Aberforth, bartender of Hog's Head, refused to speak with the Prophet about the charges.

- The beautiful Narcissa Malfoy recently hosted a dinner party for her estranged sister Andromeda Tonks and family. The dinner menu, we hear, was divine and we at the Prophet congratulate the two sisters for mending their relationship in times like these. We should all take a page from Andromeda Tonks and Narcissa Malfoy.

- On more Malfoy and Tonks news, Draco Malfoy and his Auror cousin Nymphadora Tonks were seen partying at the Jinxed Broom. The cousins looked to be enjoying themselves as they drank and chatted among the crowd. They soon left the Jinxed Broom for other clubs.

- Speaking of the Jinxed Broom, Galvin Gudgeon, Seeker of the Chudley Cannons, was seen with a beautiful wizard and witch on his arms last night as they danced the night away. The beautiful witch kept laughing at Gudgeon's horrible dancing but his beautiful wizard didn't mind.

- One Pansy Parkinson had been taken into Auror custody last night on grounds of conspiracy against the Wizarding World. The new Minister of Magic, Kingsley Shacklebolt, promises to bring about safety and stability.

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