Tonks joined in the laughter, wiping a few tears from her eyes. "I humiliated him by breaking up with him in the common room. He was busy snogging me when I told him I wasn't interested in just snogging anymore, and that he needed to improve his technique because I felt like I was kissing the giant squid," she said, pouring herself another shot. "Then I said that he probably practiced his snogging with the squid. Everyone laughed, he started crying and ran out the room."