"We're family Harry and you're old enough to know if your godfather has kept secrets from me for nearly twenty years. this question could change my life. For all I know, I'm as Poofy as Snivellus! Hell, we might have to band together and open a poofsters club!"
James continued to ramble. "And note, Sirius is methodically quiet. AVOIDING THE SUBJECT, EHH?! Oh God! I've been shagged by a MAN! Mu life will never be the same."
He gasped. "What if it's genetic?!"
"Harry!" James yelled urgently. "Have you ever done anything with that tall red head stud of yours, the male one?"