Lily Potter (dh_lily) wrote in dhmaster_crack, @ 2007-09-27 05:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | chats, james, lily, remus, sirius |
Dhchat crack
(12:08:48 AM) Angel (Sirius): I think so but James and Lily's would stop at their twenties cause that's when they died right?
(12:08:50 AM) Griff (James): XP
(12:08:57 AM) Sara (Lily): yep
(12:08:59 AM) Angel (Sirius): their memories I mean
(12:09:11 AM) Griff (James): because we're BOOTIFUL
(12:09:16 AM) Sara (Lily): we are!
(12:09:17 AM) Griff (James): and you're all on magic botox
(12:09:32 AM) Sara (Lily): *is beautiful*
(12:09:50 AM) Angel (Sirius): Of course you are Lils. Always have been
(12:10:27 AM) Sara (Lily): At least SOMEONE thinks I am.
(12:10:47 AM) Heather (Harry): right guys
(12:10:52 AM) Heather (Harry): im disappearing for a bit
(12:10:53 AM) Angel (Sirius): Wouldn't touch you with James's prick but you are beautiful
(12:10:54 AM) Heather (Harry): gotta finish a paper
(12:10:55 AM) Sara (Lily): ok
(12:11:05 AM) Heather (Harry): be back later like maybe
(12:11:10 AM) Angel (Sirius): ok
(12:11:12 AM) Sara (Lily): What does that mean Sirius?
(12:11:17 AM) Heather (Harry) left the room.
(12:11:30 AM) Griff (James): I hope to Merlin you wouldn't be behind King James the Second
(12:11:37 AM) Angel (Sirius): LOL!
(12:11:42 AM) Griff (James): he takes special handling
(12:11:51 AM) Griff (James): *pats groin*
(12:12:01 AM) Dani (Remus): *shakes head*
(12:12:10 AM) Dani (Remus): You're both prats
(12:12:12 AM) Angel (Sirius): You are nice to look at Lils, my dear, but that's all you do for me. I want you for your mind only. *winks*
(12:12:13 AM) Sara (Lily): Merlin, is that all you think about?
(12:12:48 AM) Griff (James): Sex?
(12:12:49 AM) Sara (Lily): What do you want, a guy?
(12:12:50 AM) Griff (James): Yes
(12:12:52 AM) Griff (James): and babies
(12:12:59 AM) Dani (Remus): lovely
(12:13:03 AM) Griff (James): he has a guy
(12:13:05 AM) Angel (Sirius): I have Remus, thanks!
(12:13:08 AM) Griff (James): he does dirty things to remus
(12:13:13 AM) Griff (James): he doesn't love him for his mind
(12:13:16 AM) Sara (Lily): UGH, I give up!
(12:13:18 AM) Griff (James): he just wants his body
(12:13:24 AM) Sara (Lily): *disappears*
(12:13:25 AM) Dani (Remus): I am still here, you know
(12:13:34 AM) Angel (Sirius): No I love Remus's intelligence as well
(12:13:35 AM) Griff (James): Remus
(12:13:41 AM) Griff (James): He doesn't love you for your mind
(12:13:45 AM) Angel (Sirius): and his body
(12:13:47 AM) Griff (James): He loves you cause you're pretty
(12:13:52 AM) Angel (Sirius): that too
(12:13:52 AM) Dani (Remus): Thank you, Sirius
(12:13:55 AM) Griff (James): like a trophy wife
(12:13:57 AM) Griff (James): without boobs
(12:13:59 AM) Dani (Remus): ...
(12:14:06 AM) Angel (Sirius): Anytime, mate.
(12:14:09 AM) Sara (Lily): ...Makes me feel real good, thanks.
(12:14:11 AM) Angel (Sirius): No boobs
(12:14:14 AM) Rin (Draco/Neville) left the room.
(12:14:17 AM) Griff (James): Hey!
(12:14:24 AM) Griff (James): My trophy wife has NICE boobs
(12:14:33 AM) Griff (James): ...
(12:14:33 AM) Griff (James): well
(12:14:41 AM) Griff (James): a littttttle droopy since the baby...
(12:14:49 AM) Griff (James): Wait
(12:14:49 AM) Griff (James): *checks*
(12:14:49 AM) Sara (Lily): That's all I am to you, isn't it? Just some pretty bauble to gawk at?!
(12:14:51 AM) Griff (James): *gasps*
(12:14:52 AM) Dani (Remus): Do shut up, Prongs
(12:14:57 AM) Griff (James): THE SPELL
(12:14:59 AM) Angel (Sirius): Er... James... you do realize a trophy wife is the second one right?
(12:15:00 AM) Griff (James): HE fIXED THEM
(12:15:09 AM) Griff (James): Er...
(12:15:15 AM) Griff (James): Then Lucius is my trophy wife?
(12:15:16 AM) Sara (Lily): ... That just hurts, James. It really does.
(12:15:38 AM) Angel (Sirius): UGH. James! Malfoy, that's just gross.
(12:15:42 AM) Dani (Remus): Why do we put up with them, Lily?
(12:15:57 AM) Sara (Lily): I don't know anymore. *sniffles*
(12:16:06 AM) Dani (Remus): Do you think perhaps we were put under the Imperius years ago?
(12:16:18 AM) Griff (James): *squeezes the newly re-perkified boobs*
(12:16:28 AM) Sara (Lily): Yes.
(12:16:29 AM) Griff (James): They're PERFECT
(12:16:37 AM) Griff (James): *gives harry a pie*
(12:16:43 AM) Griff (James): He's such a pal
(12:17:02 AM) Angel (Sirius): Dear Merlin...I just realize how much alike James and I were. *headslamswall*
(12:17:38 AM) Sara (Lily): I want a divorce!
(12:17:46 AM) Griff (James): no you don't
(12:17:51 AM) Griff (James): you want to watch me and malfoy
(12:17:56 AM) Angel (Sirius): So does Moony! You can have Tonks!
(12:17:57 AM) Griff (James): which will take time to arrange
(12:18:06 AM) Dani (Remus): Sirius!
(12:18:11 AM) Angel (Sirius): What?
(12:18:17 AM) Sara (Lily): If you're going to continue to be a prat and put me down, then I want a divorce!
(12:18:21 AM) Dani (Remus): Nothing. Nothing at all.
(12:18:47 AM) Griff (James): Hey!
(12:18:47 AM) Angel (Sirius): *grin* See, I knew you loved me.
(12:18:49 AM) Griff (James): I didn't puit you down
(12:18:53 AM) Griff (James): I said you boobs were very nice!
(12:19:02 AM) Sara (Lily): *glare*
(12:19:07 AM) Griff (James): Um..
(12:19:13 AM) Griff (James): Your hair is splendid too?
(12:19:27 AM) Griff (James): And your legs,
(12:19:28 AM) Sara (Lily): You should be glad I didn't hex you
(12:19:32 AM) Angel (Sirius): *whispers* Her mind you idiot. Complement her mind*
(12:19:38 AM) Griff (James): Lily, they're to DIE for
(12:19:39 AM) Griff (James): Oh
(12:19:41 AM) Griff (James): Uh
(12:19:44 AM) Griff (James): and You're smart
(12:19:45 AM) Griff (James): for a girl
(12:19:54 AM) Angel (Sirius): *slaps forehead*
(12:19:55 AM) Sara (Lily): FOR A GIRL?!
(12:20:01 AM) Griff (James): Um
(12:20:02 AM) Griff (James): Yes
(12:20:04 AM) Griff (James): Because
(12:20:06 AM) Griff (James): Uh...
(12:20:08 AM) Griff (James): OH!
(12:20:15 AM) Griff (James): As a rule, girls are smarter than boys
(12:20:16 AM) Griff (James): *nods*
(12:20:20 AM) Angel (Sirius): Remus we should leave before this gets ugly
(12:20:26 AM) Sara (Lily): Because we know when to shut our mouths.
(12:20:42 AM) Griff (James): And so, that means that you're the smartest of the smart
(12:20:48 AM) Griff (James): Because You're smart for a girl
(12:20:48 AM) Angel (Sirius): Lily's going to hurt him and I don't want to get blood on my robes.
(12:20:49 AM) Griff (James): not a boy
(12:20:53 AM) Dani (Remus): James.
(12:21:15 AM) Griff (James): Hmm?
(12:21:24 AM) Griff (James): I think that compliment went well
(12:21:26 AM) Griff (James): don't you?
(12:21:31 AM) Sara (Lily): Hm.
(12:21:40 AM) Dani (Remus): For Merlin's sake, please stop talking.
(12:21:54 AM) Griff (James): Sirius told me too!
(12:21:59 AM) Angel (Sirius): I'm just going to stand over here. *waves* Have fun hexing him, Lils, my dear.
(12:22:04 AM) Angel (Sirius): NO I DIDN"T!
(12:22:09 AM) Dani (Remus): For Merlin's sake, please stop listening to Sirius.
(12:22:22 AM) Griff (James): "HER MIND, JAMES, COMPLIMENT HER MIND!"
(12:22:26 AM) Sara (Lily): The men in my life... Why I put up with you lot, I'll never know...
(12:22:30 AM) Griff (James): ...
(12:22:33 AM) Griff (James): Because I'm sexy
(12:22:34 AM) Angel (Sirius): Not like that you dolt!
(12:22:36 AM) Griff (James): *strikes pose*
(12:22:51 AM) Dani (Remus): Hey, I'm alright, aren't I?
(12:23:03 AM) Sara (Lily): Yes, you are Remus.
(12:23:04 AM) Dani (Remus): I think you're brilliant *and* beautiful, Lily
(12:23:06 AM) Griff (James): You're a gay werewolf
(12:23:14 AM) Griff (James): you're like the only gay eskimo
(12:23:24 AM) Sara (Lily): Thank you.
(12:23:35 AM) Dani (Remus): ((lmfao I can't believe you just had James reference the only gay eskimo))
(12:23:41 AM) Griff (James): Ya know what!
(12:23:45 AM) Dani (Remus): ...Brilliant, James.
(12:23:47 AM) Dani (Remus): brilliant.
(12:23:50 AM) Griff (James): *strides up to Lily*
(12:23:54 AM) Griff (James): *turn her around*
(12:24:04 AM) Sara (Lily): What are you doing?
(12:24:06 AM) Griff (James): "Honestly, my dear. I don't give a damn*
(12:24:09 AM) Griff (James): *kisses her senseless*
(12:24:18 AM) Sara (Lily): *swoons*
(12:24:30 AM) Dani (Remus): *Shakes head*
(12:24:32 AM) Dani (Remus): Honestly.
(12:24:39 AM) Griff (James): You're Jealous
(12:24:46 AM) Griff (James): I charm better than Sirius
(12:24:50 AM) Griff (James): and he's a Black
(12:25:05 AM) Sara (Lily): He is quite the charmer..
(12:25:07 AM) Angel (Sirius): tag Remus
(12:25:11 AM) Griff (James): ...
(12:25:15 AM) Griff (James): *shoves remus*
(12:25:17 AM) Griff (James): TAG
(12:25:19 AM) Griff (James): YOU'RE IT
(12:25:20 AM) Griff (James): *runs*
(12:25:35 AM) Griff (James): Ya know, sirius
(12:25:44 AM) Griff (James): You're lucky James didn't turn your dick silver
(12:26:01 AM) Griff (James): bitching over a pair of boob
(12:26:06 AM) Griff (James): *snorts*
(12:26:10 AM) Sara (Lily): Boobs are fun to play with.
(12:26:13 AM) Sara (Lily): Uh.. nevermind.
(12:26:18 AM) Angel (Sirius): No worries about that. You wouldn't hurt Moony
(12:26:22 AM) Griff (James): Nope
(12:26:25 AM) Griff (James): but you wouldn't get any
(12:26:47 AM) Angel (Sirius): heh shows what you know. Best of both worlds. Teddy had to come from somewhere
(12:27:53 AM) Sara (Lily): Was he an immaculate conception?
(12:28:02 AM) Angel (Sirius): I don't think so.
(12:28:08 AM) Griff (James): Wait
(12:28:11 AM) Griff (James): you're gonna fuck your sister?
(12:28:13 AM) Griff (James): ...
(12:28:14 AM) Griff (James): well
(12:28:15 AM) Griff (James): cousin
(12:28:17 AM) Griff (James): close enough
(12:28:21 AM) Dani (Remus): Hey! Just because I'm not a prat like the other men in your life
(12:28:23 AM) Angel (Sirius): Um Hell FUCKING NO
(12:28:26 AM) Sara (Lily): That's just wrong.
(12:28:38 AM) Griff (James): he was the one saying it!
(12:28:39 AM) Dani (Remus): doesn't mean I don't have... masculine abilities
(12:28:45 AM) Angel (Sirius): was talking about Remus you prat
(12:28:57 AM) Griff (James): ...
(12:28:59 AM) Sara (Lily): What the hell are you talking about?
(12:29:05 AM) Griff (James): I'll be sure to turn his ass silver, too
(12:29:12 AM) Angel (Sirius): He rides both sides of the fence!
(12:29:23 AM) Griff (James): yeah
(12:29:25 AM) Griff (James): But YOU
(12:29:28 AM) Griff (James): Wouldn't be getting sex
(12:29:30 AM) Griff (James): from HIM
(12:29:39 AM) Angel (Sirius): I'm not a werewolf
(12:29:43 AM) Griff (James): Remus can screw whatever he'd like
(12:29:44 AM) Sara (Lily): All this talk about sex... God... Damnit!
(12:29:48 AM) Griff (James): ...]
(12:29:48 AM) Angel (Sirius): lol
(12:29:49 AM) Griff (James): Yes
(12:29:55 AM) Griff (James): But if you're special bits are all silver
(12:29:59 AM) Griff (James): he can't get near them
(12:30:07 AM) Angel (Sirius): and you wouldn't hurt Moony so you can't turn his arse silver
(12:30:14 AM) Griff (James): not his arse
(12:30:16 AM) Griff (James): your arse
(12:30:19 AM) Angel (Sirius): nor my bits either
(12:30:29 AM) Griff (James): Your manly bits and your arse
(12:30:31 AM) Sara (Lily): Silver bits would be pretty
(12:30:41 AM) Griff (James): Moony would make do
(12:30:45 AM) Griff (James): He's boinked tonks before
(12:30:47 AM) Angel (Sirius): you wouldn't do that with us having to run with him on the full
(12:30:59 AM) Griff (James): *snorts*
(12:31:01 AM) Griff (James): of course not
(12:31:05 AM) Griff (James): I'll wait till it's over
(12:31:13 AM) Sara (Lily): *sigh*
(12:31:20 AM) Griff (James): Timing is everything
(12:31:44 AM) Angel (Sirius): Yeah and Lils is listening to every word you spout off as well *smirks*
(12:32:19 AM) Sara (Lily): *smirks as her quick quote quill pauses*
(12:33:18 AM) Dani (Remus): tag
(12:33:55 AM) Angel (Sirius): Ah, I love a beautiful, intelligent woman. And she's quick with a wand as well. Lils you are a queen among witches. I don't know how James ever captured your heart.
(12:34:16 AM) Griff (James): because I'm Dashing when I work at it
(12:34:29 AM) Griff (James): *transfigures rose from thin air*
(12:34:41 AM) Griff (James): *has it grow into bracelete*
(12:34:47 AM) Griff (James): For you, my love
(12:34:49 AM) Sara (Lily): Sirius you were always the charmer with words.
(12:34:51 AM) Griff (James): *gives it to remus*
(12:35:14 AM) Sara (Lily): *glares at James*
(12:35:27 AM) Dani (Remus): *whacks James in the head with it and throws it back at him*
(12:35:32 AM) Griff (James): Yeah yeah Yeah
(12:35:32 AM) Griff (James): Nag
(12:35:34 AM) Griff (James): Both of you
(12:36:07 AM) Sara (Lily): It is a beautiful rose
(12:36:45 AM) Angel (Sirius): *bows* My dear, your heart, and my own as well, both belong to others. I fear all I can offer you is friendship and laughter.
(12:37:22 AM) Sara (Lily): One can never have too many friends or too much laughter.
(12:38:14 AM) Angel (Sirius): Well then, take all I have to offer and it shall be yours forever more.
(12:38:57 AM) Griff (James): ...
(12:39:05 AM) Griff (James): *grabs Sirius's hair*
(12:39:08 AM) Griff (James): *yanks*
(12:39:12 AM) Griff (James): Back off, ponce
(12:39:24 AM) Griff (James): *wraps arms around Lily*
(12:39:25 AM) Griff (James): Mine
(12:39:37 AM) Sara (Lily): *rests head on James' shoulder*
(12:40:30 AM) Angel (Sirius): *politely moves Lily aside then decks James* You idiot. That's how you compliment a woman.
(12:40:50 AM) Griff (James): *punces back*
(12:40:55 AM) Griff (James): and that's how you deck a dick
(12:41:02 AM) Sara (Lily): *curls up in one of the chairs* Boys..
(12:41:08 AM) Dani (Remus): I give up
(12:41:13 AM) Griff (James): *tackles*
(12:41:24 AM) Dani (Remus): Men are idiots
(12:41:37 AM) Dani (Remus): I hereby declare myself officially straight
(12:41:53 AM) Griff (James): DON'T TOUCH MY WIFE!
(12:41:53 AM) Angel (Sirius): *Stuns James* Dammit James I'm trying to get laid!
(12:41:54 AM) Sara (Lily): I think your wife will be happy to hear that
(12:42:05 AM) Angel (Sirius): I don't want to touch your wife
(12:42:14 AM) Griff (James): Remus
(12:42:15 AM) Griff (James): Not you
(12:42:20 AM) Griff (James): she wouldn't do you
(12:42:23 AM) Griff (James): Remus, on the other hand
(12:42:36 AM) Griff (James): Good looking, Smart, chivalrous, charming, bookish
(12:42:38 AM) Dani (Remus): Lily, dearest
(12:42:43 AM) Griff (James): In touch with his feminine side
(12:42:51 AM) Griff (James): I TOLD YOU DON'T TOUCH HER, KNAVE!
(12:42:59 AM) Angel (Sirius): Oh yeah you're fucked on that score
(12:43:01 AM) Griff (James): *whisks her away*
(12:43:10 AM) Sara (Lily): *waves* Bye..
(12:43:15 AM) Griff (James): Now
(12:43:17 AM) Griff (James): I want sex