Dexy (dead_sexydexy) wrote in dexy_demented, @ 2007-09-20 21:31:00 |
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Current mood: | thirsty |
Current music: | I Drink Alone |
Entry tags: | filk, moony |
I Wank Alone Filk, Remus- R
Title:I Wank Alone
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Filk
Word Count 255
Characters: Moony/his hand, With appearances by Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs along with their hands.
Warnings solo masturbation and group masturbation
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Ditto I Drink Alone, George, or his Destroyers.
Comments Are better than drinking alone.
link to song I Drink Alone
I Wank Alone
I wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want Prongs talkin' to me.
Just me and my lubed up palm.
That's all I ever need.
Cause I wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I started to jack my beanstalk
Until I made it cream.
And I wanked alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I wanked alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my friend Rosie Palm,
We walked Willie 'til he was red.
And We wanked alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We wanked alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Well, the wizarding world done gave up on me,
And it makes me feel oh so bad.
The only ones who'll hang out with me
are Wormtail, Prongs, and Pads.
And we wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.