Who: Kitty and Jubilee
What: IMing
Where: Online
When: after Jubilee's post on Tuesday
Rating: mention of "underage" drinking




JUBILEE!: see! i can bug you here! isn't it a dream come true?
kitcat: I'm programming, so yes. Are you resting?
JUBILEE!: jubilation lee doesn't rest, she lounges
JUBILEE!: so indeed i am lounging
kitcat: Are you staying warm?
JUBILEE!: omg MOM
JUBILEE!: and yes i'm very warm
kitcat: Please excuse my concern for your well-being, I'll try to reign it in
JUBILEE!: nooo keep going
JUBILEE!: i'm wearing those socks you knitted me, MOM
kitcat: You better knock it off with the mom thing, DUDE
JUBILEE!: sorry
JUBILEE!: you're more like a type-a overacheiving big sister
JUBILEE!: better?
kitcat: I sense that's as good as it's going to get, so yes
JUBILEE!: so?
kitcat: so what?
JUBILEE!: QUESTION ME
kitcat: I thought you signed on to question me, but okay. Are you drinking lots of hot tea?
JUBILEE!: yes, because junior herbalist over here picked stuff to make tea herself
JUBILEE! none of that pre-apocalypse junk, psh
kitcat: Running out of questions...
JUBILEE: ONE MORE YOU CAN DO IT
kitcat: Have you gone to see Hank or Josh?
JUBILEE!: bzzzzzzzzt, you fail
JUBILEE!: imma do it alllll on my own
kitcat: Remember my disapproving face? It's happening right now
JUBILEE!: oh ok
JUBILEE!: you're not the dad of me
kitcat: Promise you'll go tomorrow if you're still sick.
JUBILEE!: ehhhhh if I have toooooo
kitcat: Jubes, promise
JUBILEE: ugh ok
JUBILEE!: i'll be fine though
kitcat: You certainly will be if you go see someone
JUBILEE!: BOSSYBRITCHES
kitcat: BRAT
JUBILEE!: what are you doing right now? TELL JUBIES
kitcat: working on some sims for your crowd
JUBILEE!: MY CROWD? whozzat?
JUBILEE! the BABIES?
kitcat: The teenagers.
JUBILEE: yes AKA THE BABIES
kitcat: Don't get started with me, I know how it is
JUBILEE!: lol
JUBILEE!: tell me the story again of the time you got caught drinking on campus because you forgot the drinking laws are different here?
kitcat: I can never remember, do you love that story because I was an idiot or because it's proof that in these parts, you can be nineteen and still treated like a Girl Scout?
JUBILEE!: both, dear kitty, both
kitcat: Well then. Once upon a time, in Japan
JUBILEE!: I CAN TELL THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
kitcat: If a thousandth repetition can be good, sure. This'll be great.
JUBILEE!: SHUSH, YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT THIS WAY
JUBILEE!: KEEP GOING
kitcat: Kitty Pryde had grown homesick while working for a Big Evil Corporation in Tokyo
JUBILEE!: but WHY was she working for an evil corporation?
kitcat: Oh brother.
kitcat: Because they offered her a lot of money, which she needed to go to graduate school to become a mutant Super Scientist, and she naively thought she could do some good there
JUBILEE!: that's nice
JUBILEE!: and then what?
kitcat: Well, she decided to go back to the only place she considered home, her old boarding school, for a summer break.
JUBILEE: and then what?
kitcat: And then one morning, not long after arriving, she was feeling a little jetlagged. So she decided to go into town.
JUBILEE: omfg
JUBILEE!: on the edge of my seat here
kitcat: In town, she bought some hair dye, a six pack, and some other things the narrator doesn't remember.
JUBILEE!: CONDOMS DID SHE BUY CONDOMS
kitcat: Shut up, Jubilee
JUBILEE!: :Z
kitcat: Is that the shut up emoticon?
JUBILEE!: idk i just made it up
JUBILEE!: KEEP GOING
JUBILEE!: WAIT you forgot the part about not getting carded
kitcat: Right, sorry. When she went to buy the beer, nobody even carded her which either meant she looked like she knew what she was doing, she looked old enough to buy beer, or maybe the shopkeeper was sketchy or just lazy. Either way, it hadn't even occurred to her that she would be carded.
JUBILEE!: she was still in JAPAN MODE
kitcat: Right. So she went home and spent the day watching American tv and dying the ends of her hair pink and napping and ordering things online.
JUBILEE!: oh my god she was LIVING THE DREAM
kitcat: That night, when she couldn't sleep because of her foolish daytime napping decisions, she decided to take a walk around the lake and drink a beer.
JUBILEE: UHOH
kitcat: Yeah, uhoh. As she headed down to the lake, she was met by an old friend. And that old friend wasn't happy to see young Kitty with a beer.
JUBILEE!: WHAT DID HE DO?
kitcat: He took the beer, demanded to know where the rest were, and he took those too.
JUBILEE!: AND WHAT DID KITTY PRYDE DO?
kitcat: She reluctantly gave up the beer, but she was also pissed as hell.
JUBILEE!: YEAH SHE WAS
kitcat: So when a few days later, when he least expected it, Kitty shook up all of HIS beers so that they exploded all over him when he came in for a drink on a sweltering July afternoon.
JUBILEE!: OH SHIT
kitcat: The crime was never traced back to Kitty Pryde and to this day the only ones who know what happened are you, me, and several dudes I unrepentantly charmed with this story.
JUBILEE!: THE END
JUBILEE!: Thanks KPryde
kitcat: No problem, scout
JUBILEE!: Imma take a nap, catch you later
kitcat: Sleep well