Who: Kitty and Jubilee What: IMing Where: Online When: after Jubilee's post on Tuesday Rating: mention of "underage" drinking
JUBILEE!: see! i can bug you here! isn't it a dream come true? kitcat: I'm programming, so yes. Are you resting? JUBILEE!: jubilation lee doesn't rest, she lounges JUBILEE!: so indeed i am lounging kitcat: Are you staying warm? JUBILEE!: omg MOM JUBILEE!: and yes i'm very warm kitcat: Please excuse my concern for your well-being, I'll try to reign it in JUBILEE!: nooo keep going JUBILEE!: i'm wearing those socks you knitted me, MOM kitcat: You better knock it off with the mom thing, DUDE JUBILEE!: sorry JUBILEE!: you're more like a type-a overacheiving big sister JUBILEE!: better? kitcat: I sense that's as good as it's going to get, so yes JUBILEE!: so? kitcat: so what? JUBILEE!: QUESTION ME kitcat: I thought you signed on to question me, but okay. Are you drinking lots of hot tea? JUBILEE!: yes, because junior herbalist over here picked stuff to make tea herself JUBILEE! none of that pre-apocalypse junk, psh kitcat: Running out of questions... JUBILEE: ONE MORE YOU CAN DO IT kitcat: Have you gone to see Hank or Josh? JUBILEE!: bzzzzzzzzt, you fail JUBILEE!: imma do it alllll on my own kitcat: Remember my disapproving face? It's happening right now JUBILEE!: oh ok JUBILEE!: you're not the dad of me kitcat: Promise you'll go tomorrow if you're still sick. JUBILEE!: ehhhhh if I have toooooo kitcat: Jubes, promise JUBILEE: ugh ok JUBILEE!: i'll be fine though kitcat: You certainly will be if you go see someone JUBILEE!: BOSSYBRITCHES kitcat: BRAT JUBILEE!: what are you doing right now? TELL JUBIES kitcat: working on some sims for your crowd JUBILEE!: MY CROWD? whozzat? JUBILEE! the BABIES? kitcat: The teenagers. JUBILEE: yes AKA THE BABIES kitcat: Don't get started with me, I know how it is JUBILEE!: lol JUBILEE!: tell me the story again of the time you got caught drinking on campus because you forgot the drinking laws are different here? kitcat: I can never remember, do you love that story because I was an idiot or because it's proof that in these parts, you can be nineteen and still treated like a Girl Scout? JUBILEE!: both, dear kitty, both kitcat: Well then. Once upon a time, in Japan JUBILEE!: I CAN TELL THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD kitcat: If a thousandth repetition can be good, sure. This'll be great. JUBILEE!: SHUSH, YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT THIS WAY JUBILEE!: KEEP GOING kitcat: Kitty Pryde had grown homesick while working for a Big Evil Corporation in Tokyo JUBILEE!: but WHY was she working for an evil corporation? kitcat: Oh brother. kitcat: Because they offered her a lot of money, which she needed to go to graduate school to become a mutant Super Scientist, and she naively thought she could do some good there JUBILEE!: that's nice JUBILEE!: and then what? kitcat: Well, she decided to go back to the only place she considered home, her old boarding school, for a summer break. JUBILEE: and then what? kitcat: And then one morning, not long after arriving, she was feeling a little jetlagged. So she decided to go into town. JUBILEE: omfg JUBILEE!: on the edge of my seat here kitcat: In town, she bought some hair dye, a six pack, and some other things the narrator doesn't remember. JUBILEE!: CONDOMS DID SHE BUY CONDOMS kitcat: Shut up, Jubilee JUBILEE!: :Z kitcat: Is that the shut up emoticon? JUBILEE!: idk i just made it up JUBILEE!: KEEP GOING JUBILEE!: WAIT you forgot the part about not getting carded kitcat: Right, sorry. When she went to buy the beer, nobody even carded her which either meant she looked like she knew what she was doing, she looked old enough to buy beer, or maybe the shopkeeper was sketchy or just lazy. Either way, it hadn't even occurred to her that she would be carded. JUBILEE!: she was still in JAPAN MODE kitcat: Right. So she went home and spent the day watching American tv and dying the ends of her hair pink and napping and ordering things online. JUBILEE!: oh my god she was LIVING THE DREAM kitcat: That night, when she couldn't sleep because of her foolish daytime napping decisions, she decided to take a walk around the lake and drink a beer. JUBILEE: UHOH kitcat: Yeah, uhoh. As she headed down to the lake, she was met by an old friend. And that old friend wasn't happy to see young Kitty with a beer. JUBILEE!: WHAT DID HE DO? kitcat: He took the beer, demanded to know where the rest were, and he took those too. JUBILEE!: AND WHAT DID KITTY PRYDE DO? kitcat: She reluctantly gave up the beer, but she was also pissed as hell. JUBILEE!: YEAH SHE WAS kitcat: So when a few days later, when he least expected it, Kitty shook up all of HIS beers so that they exploded all over him when he came in for a drink on a sweltering July afternoon. JUBILEE!: OH SHIT kitcat: The crime was never traced back to Kitty Pryde and to this day the only ones who know what happened are you, me, and several dudes I unrepentantly charmed with this story. JUBILEE!: THE END JUBILEE!: Thanks KPryde kitcat: No problem, scout JUBILEE!: Imma take a nap, catch you later kitcat: Sleep well