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Who: JP, Bobby, Kurt, Lorna, Betsy, Tony, Paige, Pete, Raven
What: Network Voice Chat
Where: Respective Computers
When: Late Monday Night
Warnings: Language, lots of adult chatter
Status: Complete



Bobby: "I've never done shots with a porn star who shared my name."
JP: "Alright alright alright, question. Does it count if you may or may not have had sex with someone and it was videotaped and maybe put on the internet? Does that make you a porn star? Not that you can have drinks with yourself, but you can drink alone so it half counts."
Lorna: "How did I know Jean-Paul was going to say something like that?"
Pete: "We only drink if it IS something we've done, right?"
Bobby: "Was his or her name Jean-Paul Beaubier?"
Lorna: Just drink Speedy. Who's next?
JP: "Yeah yeah, drinking."
Bobby:"Only if you HAVE, yes. Seriously, how have none of you ever played this?!"
Kurt: "I thought the point was to *get* people drunk, Frosty."
Bobby: "Worked on Jeep."
JP: "And we all know he likes workin' me."
Kurt: "Getting him drunk is not a challenge."
JP: "I don't know what I meant by that...moving on."
Betsy: "Is it supposed to be a challenge?"
Lorna: "Not really. Jean-Paul go."
JP: "Bets, I'm about to burrow my feet under your leg, just to warn you."
Betsy: "I can get you a blanket if you're cold."
JP: "Alright, I have never knowingly eaten an insect."
Pete: "Drinking."
Bobby: "I haven't even had two shots yet, already?!"
Kurt: "Be more adventurous." *drinks*
Betsy: "Do snails count?"
JP: "No, they don't."
Bobby: "Drinking"
Lorna: No, snails are not insects."
Tony: "Drinking!"
Tony: "Side note. Chocolate covered ants are spectacular."
Lorna: "So are chocolate covered grasshoppers."
JP: "I choose you, Lorna-chu."
Kurt: "Grasshoppers. They're delightfully crunchy."
Bobby: "Scorpions, in lollipops. All the way."
Betsy: "Chocolate does make everything better."
Kurt: "Mmmmm, lollipops."
Lorna: "No..okay, yeah it does. Here take this while I try to think of something these lunatics can't razz me for."
Bobby: "I'll drink to that, Kurt!"
JP: "Looooornaaaaaaa, keep the game gooooing."
Kurt: "You'll drink to anything, Bobby! I like that in a man."
Lorna: "Keep your shirt on, Beaubier. I'm thinking. I don't even know what Bobby put in that ice cream."
Bobby: "To you then!"
Betsy: "This doesn't taste like any ice cream I've ever had."
JP: "Don't be ridiculous, I still need three more shots for that."
Lorna: "Okay, I have never kissed a girl. Sue me, I'm uncreative."
JP: "Ugh, drinking."
Kurt: "Drinking!"
Pete: "Drinking."
Bobby: "Drinking. A lot."
Tony: "Finishing the bottle."
Betsy: "Oh. Me too."
Lorna: *cackles loudly* Go Bets.
Bobby: "Really, Betsy?"
Kurt: "Go Betsy!"
Bobby: "I love that!"
Betsy: "I went through a phase."
Kurt: "Phases can be wonderful things."
Lorna: "Clearly, I missed this phase. So did you like it?"
Betsy: "Well. Yes. It was a pretty long phase."
Bobby: "Here, here!" *drinks some more*
JP: "Yeah, kissing girls gets old."
Lorna: "So does kissing guys. Which is why I asked."
Bobby: "Never. You must be doing it wrong."
Kurt: "Amateurs. OBviously neither of you is doing right. Kissing anyone never gets old."
Kurt: "Well, anyone good at it."
Bobby: "Kurt!"
Lorna: "That's the problem Kurt. I've never met a guy who knows how to kiss."
JP: "Alright, who is next?"
Bobby: "That is just TRAGIC!"
Kurt: "THAT is criminal!"
Lorna: "That includes you, Drake."
JP: "I'm not drunk enough for this conversation yet, kids."
Bobby: "It starts."
Lorna: "You were what, fifteen? I think you had an excuse."
Kurt: "Easily cured, Jean-Paul."
Bobby: "Let's...not....Really..."
Lorna: "Sorry. Who has my damned ice cream."
JP: "Lorn, pick someone."
Betsy: "Sorry! Here. Ice cream is therapeutic."
Lorna: "Betsy's next."
Betsy: "I am?"
Kurt: "You have ICE CREAM?"
Bobby: "You told the last 'story'."
Lorna: "Here, have some it's fucking fantastic, Kurt."
Bobby: "Thank you, thank you..."
Kurt: "You are in Bobby's room?"
JP: "Yes, come snug us. I'm particularly comfy this evening."
Lorna: "Oh, yeah, we're chatting. Yes. come and get some then."
Betsy: "Well, on the theme of the evening... I've never kissed anyone in this building. There are some perks to being new."
Pete: "Was there another question?"
Kurt: "Incoming." *accompanied by a distinctive BAMF*
Bobby: "Drinking."
Kurt: "Danke, I don't mind if I do."
Lorna: "Drinking."
Pete: "...........drinking."
Bobby: "Drinking."
Lorna: *squawks* Bobby!"
JP: "Not drinking."
Paige: "... Drinking."
Lorna: "Do I have to drink again now?"
Bobby: "Only if you want to."
Lorna: "I want to. That vodka tastes like ass."
Kurt: "Drinking!"
Bobby: "Jeep has such FINE taste, doesn't he?"
JP: "Is that MY vodka you're talking about?"
JP: "That's great stuff!"
Kurt: "Obviously the vodka is wasted on you. Someone get her cheap lager."
Lorna: "I hate vodka. No matter what you put in it, it tastes like rubbing alcohol. The chemical compositions pretty damned close too..."
Bobby: "More vodka for me!"
Kurt: "Make room."
JP: "I'm clearing my lap off for you right now, fuzzy."
Lorna: "Then gimme back my ice cream, Wagner."
Betsy: "Oh. Hi."
JP: "Yaaaay! Blue!"
Bobby: "Keep it clean over there, you! There are ladies present!"
Paige: "What the hell is going on over there?"
JP: "The best clothed orgy ever had."
Lorna: "You don't wanna know. Or you could come over."
Lorna: "Even out the odds a bit."
JP: "Alright, Betsy, pick somebody."
Kurt: "The ice cream is excellent, but the snuggles are better."
Paige: "... Think I'm okay, thanks. It's a long walk."
Bobby: "Sam would have my ass!"
JP: "Like you'd complain."
Lorna: "Not your ass that's Sam's gonna have if she's where I think she is..."
Bobby: "Sam sure is getting around tonight."
Betsy: "Oh right. Well. How about Kurt, then? Welcome to the bed."
Lorna: "DOn't talk about Sam like that!"
Kurt: "Ah, just imagine the colors Herr Guthrie would turn...."
Pete: "Yeah, he probably wouldn't appreciate it."
Bobby: "I roomed with the guy! I can talk about him however i like!"
Lorna: "You coming to join us Petey?"
Pete: "Nah, I don't do well in crowded, small spaces."
Kurt: *snickers* "I have never...run naked down the hall."
JP: "Yeah, Pete's HUGE, remember?"
Bobby: "I don't think my bed can handle anymore people. And Lorna, we are not sharing this couch!"
Lorna: *hacks out a laugh loudly*
Bobby: "DRINKING!"
JP: "Drinking!"
Paige: "Define naked."
Lorna: "Drinking. Again, I blame Bobby."
Bobby: "You had a GREAT time, Lor, and you know it."
Kurt: "Without clothing."
Kurt: "Baring strategic portions of one's anatomy to the viewing public."
Pete: "Specify what kind of hall we're talking about, and if being in a towel counts?"
Kurt: "...I need to not hang out with Hank."
Bobby: *laughs until he chokes on a cough*
Paige: "Does it count if you can't see... stuff?"
Kurt: "A public place, Pete. WIth people around. And things one does not normally display when in one's swimming costume on display."
Lorna: *cackling loudly now * "I clearly needed to hang out with Hank more."
Pete: "What if we were three?"
Kurt: *snickering very very quietly*
Bobby: "Have you two streaked or not?"
Betsy: "I snuck to the bathroom once in the dorms without pants. I don't think that counts."
Kurt: "Just drink Herr Rasputin."
Bobby: "It counts!"
Pete: "Drinking then."
Paige: "Fine. Drinking."
Betsy: "Me too, I suppose."
Lorna: "Pick somebody Betsy."
Bobby: "...who's next?"
Betsy: "I picked last time!"
Kurt: "Your turn, Pete."
Pete: "....dammit."
Pete: "I mean...."
Pete: "No, yeah. Dammit."
Pete: "I've never....."
Lorna: "Anybody want some more of this? With the popsicle sitting on me, I have like no cold tolerance right now."
Betsy: "Ooh, me please."
Kurt: *not unkindly, but still giggling* "The list must be exhaustive...."
Lorna: "Go for it, Bets."
Bobby: "It is fucking hot in here! How'd we get so crowded?!"
Paige: "Bring it here!"
Lorna: "Come to us, bitch!"
Kurt: "Quit whining and cool it off then"
JP: "My sheer sexiness."
Bobby: "Sorry, paige. No deliveries."
Pete: "I've never sat in a room with other people playing this game."
Kurt: *snorts* "Your ego never ceases to amaze and amuse, Herr Beaubier."
JP: "CHEATER! DIRTY CHEATER!"
Bobby: "LAME!"
JP: "Drinking."
Bobby: "Also drinking. Grudgingly."
Kurt: "Good job, Pete! Drinking!"
JP: "Well, Kurt, you're as hot as I am. I'm surprised you're not an egotistical little prick too."
Betsy: "I thought you had to say things you haven't done?"
Lorna: "I'm with them. Lame, Petey. Lamer than mine. And that takes effort."
Kitty: "Drinking with prejudice."
Bobby: "Hey wait...she's right! Aren't you with Paige?"
Kurt: *laughs delightedly* "It's a matter of perspective, I'm sure."
Bobby: "Still lame."
Lorna: *chokes on laugter again*
Pete: "Okay, I did that wrong. Should I try again?"
Lorna: "Bobby watch your bony damned elbows, you almost took my ear out."
Kurt: "You did fine, Pete. They're just bitter."
Bobby: "To hell with this!"
Betsy: "I'm not bitter. I was just... making an observation."
JP: "Is Bobby malfunctioning over there?"
Pete: "Alright, I choose Paige next."
Lorna: "I am disppointed. Because seriously, I didn't think anybody coudl do worse than mine."
Bobby: "Jean-Paul...where'd we hid the Jack?"
Pete: "I'm sorry, I tried."
JP: "It's in my minifridge in my room. The door is unlocked if you want to go get it."
Paige: "Well that's not fair."
Bobby: "Be right back."
Lorna: "Oh hey, I can move again."
JP: "HAH, Bobby bee arr bee'ed."
JP: "Why hello there, Blue-y. You are AWFULLY comfortable."
Betsy: "And soft."
Paige: "I've never... eaten ice cream with people in a room while playing this game."
Bobby: *muffled b/c of distance* "I heard that!"
Kurt: "It's a gift."
Kurt: "Bitter!"
Lorna: "Drinking. Damn this vodka is nasty."
Betsy: "Drinking too. And not regretting the ice cream."
JP: "Then stop drinking it."
Bobby: "Hands off the vodka, Lorna!"
JP: "And HAH! I'm not eating the ice cream."
Kurt: *purrs* "Drinking...and give me the verdammt vodka, then. It's wasted on you!"
Bobby: "Here, have some Jack."
Lorna: "I never regret ice cream. And I have nothing else to drink."
Lorna: "Okay, thanks."
Bobby: *somewhat pouty* "No, it's mine!"
Bobby: "Here, take the grey goose"
Lorna:"Paige, pick somebody."
Kurt: "Wunderschoen!"
Paige: "Bobby."
Bobby: "What?"
Paige: "Go."
Lorna: "You're up again genius."
Bobby: "Oh."
Kurt: "Hold it...aren't you and Pete together?"
JP: "Bobby, your ceiling is awesome."
Lorna: "Like you've never seen it before, Jean-Paul."
Paige: "Who?"
Kurt: "How drunk are you?"
JP: "I'm pretty sure I said it last time too. But it's true."
Pete: "Paige is here, yeah. Why?"
Lorna: "Hahaha! I knew it!"
JP: "Oooohooo! *a la Pillsbury dough boy*"
Kurt: "You've never played this game in a room with anyone else, Herr Rasputin?"
Pete: I said I did it wrong, and asked if someone wanted me to do it over again.
Bobby: "Haaaaa! Busteeed!"
Kurt: "Ah, saved then."
Pete: "What?"
Lorna: "Nah, Bobby's just stalling."
Bobby: "I am not!"
Lorna: "Then go!"
JP: "BOBBY HURRY YOUR CUBEY ASS UP."
Kurt: *giggling*
Bobby: "I have never pulled a modified reverse cowgirl while balancing precariously on a barstool."
JP: "Heehee, Kurt c'mon."
Lorna: *laughing*
Lorna: "I have no idea what that even means."
JP: "Fuck you, Drake."
JP: "I told you that in confidence."
JP: "Drinking."
Lorna: "But now I have to know."
Bobby: "I would show you....but I--hey! Could have been someone else too!"
Betsy: "...wow. Here I thought I was experimental in college."
Kurt: "Tacky, Drake. Tacky." *giggles more*
Lorna: "I wasn't experimental in college. I moved away from all my bad influences."
Bobby: "Bite me, Wagner!"
Lorna: "Hey Stark, we skipped you. Hit us with your best shot!"
JP: "Kurt, I swear to god. If you keep poking me like that I'm gonna cough up booze all over you because I'm gonna start giggling like a six year old."
Kurt: "Nah, too far to go."
Kurt: "...I have been convinced to cease and desist."
Lorna: "Oh so you do tickling, huh, Jean-Paul? I'll remember that."
Tony: "I've never slept with the same person more than twice."
Kurt: "Remind me to bite him next time I move."
Bobby: "There shall be no defiling of my bed without me, gentlemen. Take it outside!"
Lorna: 'Fuck. Drinking."
JP: "Holy crap, really?"
JP: "Drinking."
Pete: "Drinking."
Bobby: "Drinking"
Kurt: *chokes laughing*
Bobby: "And an extra one, because that is some record, Tony!"
Lorna: "Jean-Paul, all my hair is green. Think about it. I haven't slept with the same person more than once."
Betsy: "Drinking too."
Kurt: "Drinking."
Bobby: "Alright, betsy!"
Tony: "Paige, go for it."
Paige: "But I just w... okay. Uh. I've never... um."
Kurt: "Anyone need some more?"
Bobby: "Good."
Lorna: "I'll trade whoever has my ice cream for the Jack."
Paige: "I've never gotten so drunk I don't remember what happened the night before."
JP: "Bobby don't waste the booze!"
Bobby: "NOT drinking! HA!"
Paige: "Long distance high-five?"
JP: "Surprisingly, also not drinking."
Lorna: "Never been that drunk."
Kurt: "Drinking...but in my defense I was eleven."
Bobby: "High five."
Paige: "Y'all are so boring."
Betsy: "It was only once."
Pete: "Drinking."
Bobby: "Kurt, you life long lush!"
Kurt: "We start young back home."
Paige: "Kurt! How does that even happen?"
Bobby: "Nah, Paige, just really good at drinking."
Kurt: "Thirsty, JP?"
JP: "JP likey vodka."
JP: "And, seriously, awesome fucking ceiling."
Bobby: "I said keep it clean over there!"
Lorna: "I'm a control freak."
Bobby: *complete 180* "Isn't it though?"
Kurt: "Keep your pants on, Drake. At least for a few more shots."
Paige: "Is JP regressing?"
JP: "*dreamily* yeeeeah, it really, really is."
Bobby: *starts giggling*
Kurt: "I grew up in a circus, Paige. Things got...interesting...at times."
Lorna: "Eh, just take them off, then he'll stop trying to freeze me over here."
JP: "This is the best setup. Ever."
Bobby: "Oh my God, Jeep...Remember that time we did that thing to the pillow?!"
JP: "Which time?"
Bobby: "The one where it got stuck up there for like a week!:
Betsy: "I was just too sheltered when I went to university, that's all. All girl's boarding school."
JP: "Oh, on the ceiling?"
Kurt: "I am officially disturbed...and disinclined to use any of the pillows."
Bobby: "I told you not to do it that fast!"
Lorna: "You stuck a pillow in the rafters? That's a letdown."
JP: "Paige's turn to pick someone!"
Paige: "Betsy, you go next."
Bobby: "Who said it was a pillow?"
Lorna: "So you stuck Jean-Paul up in the rafters for a week? Harsh."
Bobby: "Tsk, tsk, Lor....You have to say 'I Never' first!"
Lorna: "No, but now I have to think of another thing for my next turn dammit."
Kurt: "Someone come up with something, it's getting dry over here."
Betsy: "I'm supposed to come up with something? That's a lot of pressure."
Kurt: "I have every confidence in you, Liebchen."
Paige: "You can do it."
Lorna: "Jesus fuck, Drake. It's January. You make it snow in here and I will give your chronic static cling."
JP: "*singing* I loooove eeeeggs. From my head down to maaaah leeeegs."
Bobby: "Will I shock people when they touch me?
Paige: "Please don't give him that ability."
Bobby: "Oh hey, I know that song!"
Lorna: "Oh damn, you're right."
Bobby: "We need a pancake song though. More people love pancakes."
Kurt: "How do we feel about drinking preemptively."
JP: "Feed me, bluepants."
Lorna: "Then I'll just zap you. Somebody go."
Paige: "What rhymes with pancakes?"
Bobby: "Rakes."
Kurt: *laughs* "Demanding."
JP: "I've never pirated straight porn."
Bobby: "Fuck you, asshole."
Bobby: "Drinnking"
Lorna: "Also drinking.
Kurt: *laughing*
Paige: "Not."
JP: "*giggles dumbly* You guys are so cute."
Bobby: "And another thing...it was an INVESTMENT!"
Betsy: "Now I have one! I've never watched any form of porn. Ever."
Paige: "In what?"
Bobby: "What, SERIOUSLY?!"
JP: "I'm not believing that one for a second!"
JP: "Also, drinking."
Lorna: "Drinking again. Also, you have experimented but not watched porn?"
Paige: "You know that Jersey Shore counts as porn, right?"
Lorna: "Does it?"
Kurt: "Drinking."
Pete: "*siiiiiiiiiiiiiighs* .....drinking."
Bobby: "Drinking. And you, come see me if you ever want that satus changed, capiche?"
JP: "I'm drinking again because I was probably IN one."
Betsy: "Oh. Um. Thank you, Bobby."
Lorna: "My turn. I have never watched gay porn,"
JP: "Drinking!"
Bobby: "Any time. I have it all, so don't be shy!"
Bobby: "Oh! Drinking!"
Kurt: "Your loss, and drinking."
Paige: "Not drinking."
Tony: "Drinking."
Kurt: *snickers* "I've been informed it's very popular with straight women."
Bobby: "You come see me too! But, see him if you want the really good stuff!"
Tony: "Girl-on-girl counts, right?"
Lorna: "What if I want watch two girls?"
Bobby: "That I have!"
Lorna: "God, Tony, please stay out of my head."
Lorna: "That was frightening."
JP: "I have the good stuff!"
Bobby: "He really does!"
JP: "Holy crap!"
Bobby: "...did I drink yet? Oh well."
Lorna: "And it better damned well count. Equality of the sexes and all."
Kurt: *laughs more*
Betsy: "You're welcome."
Kurt: "Who's next?"
Bobby: "Did you get bad touched?"
Betsy: "No! I just... helped him with his socks."
Bobby: "Oh. Hey! Do you do buttons?"
Paige: "Helped who with his socks?"
Lorna: "I do buttons, and I choose Jean-Paul for next."
Kurt: "You don't want to know. The drunken orgy is beginning to shed clothing."
Bobby: "Debutton away, Lor!"
Paige: "What are you unbu... I probably don't want to know, do I?"
JP: "I've never had a dream where I've had sex with someone currently in this game."
Bobby: "Wait...."
Lorna: "Fuck..."
Bobby: "Oh Fuck!"
Lorna: "Drinking."
Kurt: *cheerfully* "...you do, indeed, suck, Herr Beaubier. Drinking!"
Bobby: "For a woman, Lorna....that was sweet!"
JP: "Okay, how many of them were about me? *laughing*"
Paige: "... Drinking."
Lorna: "I am gonna kill you Jean-Paul."
Bobby: "...drinkiing..."
Lorna: "And you wish, Beaubier."
Bobby: "......you dick."
Lorna: "And by the way- I can do you things to you no man can."
Bobby: *surprised gasp*
Betsy: "Well at least you aren't shy."
Kurt: "Es tut mir leid, Schatz."
Kurt: "Sometimes it has a mind of its own, yes?"
Betsy: "Oh. It's fine."
Bobby: "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"
JP: "Please don't."
Lorna: "You know it."
JP: "don't make me flash you guys."
Bobby: "Ha! I might be drunk enough to take you up on that.....soon."
Kurt: "I'm betting you'll show us yours regardless."
Betsy: "Wow. Definitely not shy, any of you."
Bobby: "Not what we were getting at, Kurt..."
Lorna: "Way to make a girl feel wanted, Drake. Okay I cede. I'm outta here."
Paige: "I think I'm glad I'm not up there. Even though we don't have ice cream."
Betsy: "Oh, Lorna, don't go."
Bobby: "Sorry, lorna, it's the gay in me."
JP: "Lorna, you should come cuddle me too."
JP: "I'm too cute for just two people, as adorable as they are."
Bobby: "Cuddle whore."
Kurt: "We will properly appreciate you over here."
JP: "Jeeeealous."
Lorna: "Fuck you, Bobby. Both of you. Sorry, Bets, Kurt. Everybody."
JP: "Wait, you're saying fuck you to me too?"
JP: "What?"
JP: "What'd I do?"
Paige: "What just happened?"
Bobby: "You exist."
JP: "Bobby, stop being a bitch."
Bobby: *sighs* I got this!
Kurt: "I need more vodka."
Pete: "Are we fighting now?"
Paige: "Why are we fighting now?"
Betsy: "Is she all right?"
JP: "I'm really confused."
Kurt: "Drunk and confused."
Betsy: "Me too. But I thought it was just because I'm new and... all that."
JP: "Well, this got awkward fast."
Paige: "Yeah..."
Kurt: *sighs* "I think the party is over, meine Freunde."
Raven: Well, at least that got somewhat entertaining toward the end.
JP: "HELLO DEAR!"
Kurt: *grumbles under his breath*
Raven: "Hello."
Pete: "Is that Raven?"
Betsy: "It seems so."
Kurt: "Of course it is."
JP: "I think I should go see if I can find them....once I can muster up the will to move."
JP: "And....you know...the room stays in once place for more than half a second."
Kurt: "Moving is highly over-rated."
Betsy: "If you need help, I don't mind lending a hand. I haven't had that much to drink."
Paige: "What were you drinking, JP? How are you so much more drunk than I am?"
JP: "I pre-gamed."
Paige: "That would do it."
JP: "We should keep playing."
Paige: "Someone go. Not me."
JP: "I never...or didn't....masturbate today."
Pete: "What's with all the sexual questions?"
Raven: "Feeling inadequate?"
Kurt: "...I hate you sometimes. Drinking."
Pete: "Why would I feel inadequate?"
Betsy: "I was going to say I'd never flown commercial, but it seemed... too tame."
JP: "Did you REALLY?"
JP: "Heehee. Tail."
Betsy: "How prehensile is your tail?"
Kurt: "Did who really what? And yes, tail."
Kurt: "Completely."
JP: "We might have to test that out some time."
JP: "Aw, it likes me."
Kurt: "It has questionable taste at times."
JP: "Is that prehensile too?"
Kurt: "You're confusing me with Victor now."
Raven: "Would the two of you like some privacy?"
JP: "Naaaah, Bobby and Lorna will probably be back soon. And Pete and Paige and Raven are still on the comp, right guys?"
Pete: "Not if you guys are, you know....doing stuff."
Kurt: "Privacy is over-rated as well."
Paige: "Yeah... we can go."
JP: "Guys, we're NOT doing anything."
Kurt: *snickers* "Doing stuff, Pete? Really?"
Pete: "It's not as if I can see anything, or would want to even if I had the capacity to."
Kurt: "Fully clothed, no inapporpriate parts of any kind touching in any way."
Betsy: "I can vouch for that. I mean, the fully clothed lack of inappropriate behaviour."
Kurt: *giggles* "Danke sehr, Liebchen. See Pete? Totally appropriate."
Pete: "So are we still playing?"
Kurt: "Who's next?"
JP: "Raven should do one."
Kurt: *groans VERY quietly*
JP: "That was kinda hot, do it again."
Raven: "I have nothing to contribute."
JP: "Ow."
JP: "....heehee."
Kurt: "That...is both disturbing and unsurprising."
Betsy: "I should... I feel like I should go."
JP: "Yeeeeah, Lorna was a buzzkill."
Kurt: *sighs* "I suppose that is the cue to leave."
JP: "And Bobby playing the wounded girlfriend didn't help either."
Betsy: "Thank you all for being so friendly, though. It's nice to be around people again."
JP: "We should definitely do this again when there's no drama."
Kurt: "Any time, Liebchen."
Paige: "That's it? We done?"
Kurt: "I have to move now, don't I?"
Betsy: "Seems so. The boys seem quite... cozy."
JP: "I don't think we have to. Bobby can kick us out when he comes back."
Kurt: "Oh, good. Drunk 'porting is a bad idea and I am too lazy to walk."
Betsy: "Drunk porting does sound dangerous. Does anyone want help back to their room before I go?"
Pete: "Alright, goodnight guys."
Paige: "Night, Pete."
JP: "Naaaah, I'll either fall asleep here or sober up a little and wander to my room."
Pete: "Wait, you're leaving?"
Kurt: "Gute Nacht."
Paige: "No, I was trying to be funny. It doesn't always work."
Pete: "I've had a few drinks so I'm a step or two behind."
JP: "We know you've had a few drinks, Pete."
Pete: "....right."
Paige: "Long as you don't pass out."
Pete: "I'm not that bad."
Kurt: "Then you obviously didn't drink enough."
JP: "Get him drunker, Paige."
Paige: "Good, 'cause I can't move you if you do and you'll wake up in puke or something."
Kurt: "Ew. He's too large to be a lightweight."
Pete: "Like I said, I'm okay."
Paige: "He's okay."
Pete: "See?"
Pete: "Guys?"
JP: "*mumbles*"
Paige: "Did everyone fall asleep?"
Pete: "Sounds like."
Kurt: *mumbles in German*
Paige: "Oh. We should probably stop talking on here, then. Since you're a foot away from me."
Pete: "Sounds fair. Signing off guys. Have a good night. Or...whatever's left of it."
[Pete has signed off from voice chat]
Paige: "Yeah... g'night."
Kurt: *mumbles again*
[Paige has signed off from voice chat]