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twodollarbillie (twodollarbillie) wrote in devilsdenintros,
@ 2012-03-14 22:56:00

Hey, I'm Billie Joe, I'm a pretty bad ass kinda guy, you know. I'm pretty laid back, I have a suite for an apartment, it's pretty awesome. I know you guys wanna see it and I hate to say it, but uh, no, I keep my work and my personal life separate. If you wanna know my job, then just ask. It's not that hard to really decipher. Also, not many people call me BJ, they usually call me Billie or Billie Joe. So, yea, if you need anything, hit me up at UgotaBJ

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	lalindsaylohan 2012-03-15 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm Lindsay. A suite for an apartment? Very nice! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	twodollarbillie 2012-03-15 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yep, I'm rolling in the cum. Lol, Hi! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lalindsaylohan 2012-03-16 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Now I want to ask what it is you do for a living. Untreated is now piqued. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodollarbillie 2012-03-16 02:55 am UTC (link)
	aww, but then it'd ruin the mystique. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lalindsaylohan 2012-03-16 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Please???? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodollarbillie 2012-03-16 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Alright, but if you don't like it, don't blame me. I'm a kink prostitute, I specialize in that dirty filthy stuff everyone tries to hide in the closet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lalindsaylohan 2012-03-16 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Nice! Hmmm...I'll have to keep you in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodollarbillie 2012-03-16 04:19 am UTC (link)
	:D Feel free to hit me up anytime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lalindsaylohan 2012-03-17 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely. I could always go for a little kink. Nothing TOTALLY and completely weird...but just enough. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	audtisticaudrey 2012-03-17 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hello! Sorry I haven't said hi sooner but I'm always on aim! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	twodollarbillie 2012-03-19 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	HI! I got lost on the internets and last time I found myself on bored.com so I would have replied sooner if not for that, lol. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	streetratiero 2012-03-19 02:45 am UTC (link)
	When someone says BJ I automatically think 'blow job'. Also for the longest time I thought you wrote 'I have a suit for an apartment' and I thought it was the funniest thing ever and could picture it in my head...but then I realized I was wrong...and there was an e in there. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	twodollarbillie 2012-03-19 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I know! Me too! Ha! I do not live in a suit, sorry man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	streetratiero 2012-03-22 03:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm so disappointed in you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodollarbillie 2012-03-23 04:28 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I look good in suits, sorry man. But I do have an awesome giant bed. (Reply to this) (Parent)