"How about, instead, I take you for a bit of hookah-smoking, we have a few Heffe for the buzz, and we forgo the getting drunk? Anyone can enjoy a hit of flavored tobacco unless they're allergic." He didn't mention cannabis in public.
"Besides, I may have a jock strap and an iron will, but I have principles when it comes to getting women drunk whom I've just met." And my will isn't THAT iron. I mean, come on, look at her, I have eyes and a cock that likes girls.
"Besides, I'm a ridiculous drunk. I get overly romantic in the really silly way. Or quote Monty Python. Or sing."