"Why, am I friends with you guys again?" E asked, giving them a mild glare.
"Because you love us, and we add excitement to your life while Dwight pees in your plant?"
E patted her arm. "It's okay." He smiled. "No one will spread rumors." He promised her.
They all even looked horrified by the idea. "Please, if we're going to spread rumors they're going to be awesome ones. Like Professor Hampton being a clone from outer-space and wanting to destroy us one by one by boring us to death in class." Meloni scoffed.
"So you're the one that started that." Zack said after a moment.
"Damn right. Last year after I fell asleep the third time in a row during his lecture." Meloni confirmed.