Dear Clockwork

Dear Demyx;

I can tell that you're far less of a dickweed than the flamefag. Even though it's pretty goddamn clear that you're as gay as Cho Aniki, at least you have the right reasons for wanting the flamefag to beat my ass. After all, you want him to do it because I'm talkin' shit, not because ZOMG I HURT CHII'S HONOR.

...Just one thing.

Please, please do not refer to me blowing up the flamefag as "giving him a good bangaroo", okay? That just... ugh. I need to go take a long shower to scrub off all the filth now.

-Scourge

Something tells me I should never allowed to be bored and boozeless. Because Tessie comes up with the weirdest ideas to entertain herself. For example...

RANDOM PAIRING GENERATOR!!!

*coughs* Alright, guys. Here's the deal. Let's make this a meme, shall we? Find a pairing and prompt that catches your attention and WRITE/DRAW/SOMETHING!!! Plus points given if you can screencap the prompt!

Let the crack begin!


eta: Alternatively, just post the screencap and make someone else write it for you!!