Crack Pairing Generator
I hope this is the right place to post it. I see that the post itself is generally dead (and that the generator needs to be updated!! jkchf too many characters on it that I am sure have dropped T_T)
But I got one for you anyway. It fails hard. Sorry.
Strip no Jutsu
Matt wasn't about to lose to this short blond kid. It was stupid, really. They had been playing the game for hours, and Matt had lost about three-fourths of his clothes. Naruto on the other hand was only down a quarter of his clothing. The redhead scowled as he drew a fresh card for his hand.
He didn't understand it. The blond was way too loud and obnoxious. He couldn't have known how to play this game that well. Matt wanted to think the kid was cheating, but he had no proof. Maybe he was being a sore loser. If it had been Mello, he wouldn't have bothered feeling threatened. When he played against Mello, he knew he would lose, but he also knew he's get something better out of it.
The only reason he even agreed to this game was because Naruto agreed to show Matt how to use his sexy no justu technique if he won. On the other hand, Matt had to agree to teaching Naruto how to use a computer so that he would know one thing that Sasuke didn't. Naruto thought that if he knew how to use the internet, then he could win Sakura's heart.
"I'm winning! Datebayo!" Naruto cheered as he slammed down another winning hand.
Matt sighed. There was no way he'd be able to molest a female version of himself now.
Killlllllll me. Samu and Manda asked for it. :(
If this isn't the place for it, then maybe we should have a fanworks community \o/~ *is dumb*