The President of the United States called you: Why is he calling me? You won the lottery: How nice You got invited to be on a reality TV show: No thank you You caught a friend stealing from you: -100 points You witnessed a murder: Oh dear A random stranger offered you candy: Thank you? A genie granted you one wish: For IT to be gone You lost your favorite possession: Retrace my steps You found 10 dollars on the ground: Somebody must have lost those Your date throws up on you: ...-50 Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: It is commonly called getting a haircut (-20) Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: That's nice...who is it? You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Send an SOS to the coast guard.