The President of the United States called you: About damn time. Yes, I'll go fight th' aliens. You won the lottery: Just like I knew my logarithm would. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I'll win on sheer sexiness. You caught a friend stealing from you: ...Well, if they need it that badly-- You witnessed a murder: Turn over my info to the police. Afterwards, I don't have any obligation. A random stranger offered you candy: ...whatever. Free candy. A genie granted you one wish: A harem~ <3 You lost your favorite possession: ....how the hell would I lose Benkei? You found 10 dollars on the ground: Leave it there. I'd lose more money picking it up than getting where I need to go. Your date throws up on you: Fuckin' ew. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: they better be gluing it back in place. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: <3 But I'm with me all the time~ You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Tell Trident that I'll be taking a vacation for a while.