The President of the United States called you: I think I broke the phone. D: [sharp claws]
You won the lottery: a whole litter???!1 :D B gets one, an nike gets one, an x an mitschan an pop an chii an kuro an chrome an sano an maya an akito... did I run out of kittens?
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: too many lights. ):
You caught a friend stealing from you: He broke it, he bought it
You witnessed a murder: Is the heart still there??
A random stranger offered you candy: Yaayy! Candy!
A genie granted you one wish: return him to Aladinnnfjksafn
You lost your favorite possession: ? I'm not a ghost...
You found 10 dollars on the ground: What if I'm in Russia?!?
Your date throws up on you: ... How does a date throw up...?
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Sharp scissors.
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: B B B WHEAR WHERE WEERR..E.
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I broke the phone again. D: