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cachinnator (
cachinnator
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dearclockwork
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The President of the United States called you: He was begging.
You won the lottery: Throw the money in a crowd and watch them tear each other apart.
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I make the tv show.
You caught a friend stealing from you: Who really needs their fingers anyway?
You witnessed a murder: First-hand!
A random stranger offered you candy: Yum.
A genie granted you one wish: Too easy.
You lost your favorite possession: Find it.
You found 10 dollars on the ground: I can get a new tie!
Your date throws up on you: Put it back in.
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Now thats creepy.
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
omg Batman!
Get a keepsake.
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Prank call Batman.
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