It's weird, but nice, to be living in a place where nobody's actively trying to kill us or lock us up or kick us out or kidnap us to the Mojoverse yet again. And kind of boring, actually.

So we made up a game. It's called "my universe or not?". Obvious examples are obvious -- Captain America? Our universe. Super Man? Not. M-Town Movie Shack? Ours. Gotham City Pizzeria? Obviously not, but pretty good, even though the crust is too thick and soft. This is not Chicago, Gotham City Pizzeria, get your act together. The Chinese guy with the taquería stand two blocks down? Unable to pin him down, but his salsa verde is one of the best I've had outside Mexico, so I'm willing to claim him for my side. Never leave me, Chinese taco guy.

You can do this for anything. Try it out.

This is the one that stumps me: Donald Trump, potential next president of the USA. First of all, is this really a thing that's happening in any universe, and if so, why? Second, I could actually see it being from ours just from past experience with my world's dumb politics, but I'm kind of hoping this one is on the other world.

Remember, with truth comes responsibility. Ask only what you truly want to know and be prepared for the consequences.

Otherwise, keep the moth like creatures and yourself at a distance. A serum may take time.

For anyone who might be wondering, do not feed those moth things. Unless you want a cuddly, slightly spooky, glittery buddy to follow you everywhere. And boy does that powdery stuff from their wings get everywhere. I look like I've been through a craft store explosion.

If giant rats were not bad enough, now there are these flying bug things. And they are fuzzy and huge and disgusting.

We are going to need an extremely large amount of insect repellent in New York. Or an unusually competent exterminator.

Okay guys and gals, I think the time has come to take stock of some things. From what I can tell by asking around, there seem to be people that mostly fall in two camps: Those who live in a world where Metropolis and Gotham are real cities, and those who don't. Now would be a great time to check in and let us know which world you're from. Bonus points for any extra details about your world that you could share. It seems that things from both worlds have merged, but I'm still trying to sort out what's what and who's who. And I imagine I'm not the only one trying to figure this all out. So let's help each other. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours sort of thing.

And also, do we have an official name for the New York/Gotham City hybrid that's cropped up? My vote's for New Gotham, personally. Gotham York just doesn't have the same ring to it.

This summer is lasting longer than the one on Game of Thrones, and that's saying something. I feel like the Stark family may have been lying to us this whole time.

( Private to Oracle, Zatanna, Nightwing )

Well,thank whatever powers are up there for this sudden downpour.

Who wants to dance in the rain with me?

Distress call!

Something tells me I've missed a lot more than just the past few years...

Pretty sure when I "Left" The sun wasn't trying to hump the earth and Gotham city wasn't real.

Please tell me this isn't hell. I'd like to think I deserved at least a shot at Limbo.

So, I've never been particularly good at making friends. Outside of the team and Carol. Here in bizarro world I've just got Peter.

Now, Peter is a great guy and all that but I think I need to branch out. Is it pathetic to try and make friends on the internet? Because I could really use a hand wrapping up Brazil.

Worst case scenario ideas for the survival of the human race:

1) Move underground. Become mole people, cultivate mushrooms.
2) Move underwater. Atlantis can be bribed into taking some of us, I'm sure.
3) Move to space. There have to be some alien species that would take us.
4) Resistance is futile. All hail our new cockroach overlords.

I'm joking. Mostly.

Also, hi from Córdoba. Beautiful town, pretty quiet, not a lot of rioting, now in possession of a lovely artesian lake where their football stadium used to be. Oops? Viva Argentina.

( Private to Oracle )

ULTRA SUPER MEGA IMPORTANT!

Has anybody seen my sweet ride!

My poor baby vespa is out there all alone in this big scary world! It's super important that she is returned to me. I last parked her inside the new Vespa dealership next to a row of three others.

Oh and if the manager starts yelling at you about needing to pay for it before driving off the lot. Ignore that, he just wants the reward money all to himself.

Yes kiddies you heard that right, Reward money! Pleasepaymeonlyincash.

I know we're all focused on the vermin problem and the squishy-universes problem, but can we take a minute to discuss how awesome this reality is for retro movie buffs right now? There's a Mad Max sequel out. There's a Jurassic Park sequel out. The next Star Wars movie comes out this year and it might actually be good.

I came back to the best Earth. This is the brightest timeline. If anybody needs me, I'll be marathoning. Break glass in case of emergency, you know the drill.

( PRIVATE : Zatanna )

This? This right here? This is the reason I quit the Avengers. So much for a semi-normal life.

At least it's not space. At least it's not a war again.