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[Guardians private communication network Encryption failed.]

14:21. This is Dupli-Kate requesting sit-rep. Guardians, please report.

14:21. Immortal, this is your wife, please report.

14:27. Any Global Defense Agency operative, please respond. Dupli-Kate requesting immediate sit-rep.

14:33. Robot, please report. Requesting immediate sit-rep.

14:41. Fucking Guardians of the Globe, this is Dupli-Kate. Where the hell is my husband?

14:50. Honey, I swear, if you don't answer me this moment I will divorce you and take the children.

15:03. Is anyone receiving? Please respond.