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[21 Jul 2015|12:14am] |
I take back everything I ever said about Gotham winters. I could do with a subzero windchill right about now.
How's everyone doing out there? Everyone staying hydrated enough? Please keep us in the loop if you need anything, or if you come across a neighborhood in need. We're doing the best we can to get to those who are in danger, but we can't help if we don't know what's going on.
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[20 Jul 2015|12:44pm] |
ULTRA SUPER MEGA IMPORTANT!
Has anybody seen my sweet ride!
My poor baby vespa is out there all alone in this big scary world! It's super important that she is returned to me. I last parked her inside the new Vespa dealership next to a row of three others.
Oh and if the manager starts yelling at you about needing to pay for it before driving off the lot. Ignore that, he just wants the reward money all to himself.
Yes kiddies you heard that right, Reward money! Pleasepaymeonlyincash.
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[19 Jul 2015|09:46pm] |
SOS: EMERGENCY !!!!!
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[14 Jul 2015|03:05pm] |
[Guardians private communication network Encryption failed.]
14:21. This is Dupli-Kate requesting sit-rep. Guardians, please report.
14:21. Immortal, this is your wife, please report.
14:27. Any Global Defense Agency operative, please respond. Dupli-Kate requesting immediate sit-rep.
14:33. Robot, please report. Requesting immediate sit-rep.
14:41. Fucking Guardians of the Globe, this is Dupli-Kate. Where the hell is my husband?
14:50. Honey, I swear, if you don't answer me this moment I will divorce you and take the children.
15:03. Is anyone receiving? Please respond.
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[03 Jul 2015|01:09pm] |
I know we're all focused on the vermin problem and the squishy-universes problem, but can we take a minute to discuss how awesome this reality is for retro movie buffs right now? There's a Mad Max sequel out. There's a Jurassic Park sequel out. The next Star Wars movie comes out this year and it might actually be good.
I came back to the best Earth. This is the brightest timeline. If anybody needs me, I'll be marathoning. Break glass in case of emergency, you know the drill.
( PRIVATE : Zatanna )
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[18 Jun 2015|09:09pm] |
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All right. Who is out there, and what are we doing about these gigantic rat things? Sounds like they're all over, so I think it's time to organize some teams to protect as many areas as we can manage.
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[18 Jun 2015|07:29pm] |
Man, I bet Star would love these mutant rat things. We hit up a world with a serious squid infestation a couple years-ish(?) back, it was hilarious watching his eyes light up. Kid in a candy shop.
Speaking of Star: anybody seen a tall white guy around, red hair, muscles, one glowy eye, one facial tattoo, four blades, a million bad pickup lines, answers to Shatterstar? If you do, send him my way.
In other news and a supremely weird twist of fate, I guess I'm doing some contracting for the Avengers and the Justice League now. On a very temporary basis. I'm not joining up no matter how much you all beg to have me.
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[13 Jun 2015|02:16am] |
I'm not sure if I'm even allowed to do this anymore. What exactly the protocol is on former Avengers saying it but Avengers Assemble?
Other than missing my friends and being a little freaked out the complete weirdness of this place, I think I'm okay after nearly getting hit by one of those freaky bolts. Anyone need help? It's what I do.
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[07 Jun 2015|11:08pm] |
This? This right here? This is the reason I quit the Avengers. So much for a semi-normal life.
At least it's not space. At least it's not a war again.
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