...I thought your UN was ~darcysgay for some reason. XD I can't read.
ANYWAYS. OHAI LOVELY 2ND COUSIN! Kelly will definitely be surprised. And will NOT know how to handle a teenage girl. And will probably faint when he needs to go out and buy her tampons or something. And then buy her different food because he's so ignorant on the menstrual cycle (and girls in general)... and I have a feeling she's going to be much more scarier than Kelly is when he's interrogating. Lawl.
So I was thinking that Kelly could have a conversation with his parents and they can allow her to live with him? He'll enroll her in the school and such and be like a temporary guardian to her, maybe.
She better be ready for nonstop prattles about literature and how amazing it is and how it's what makes the world go round. *nodnod* AND LIBRARIES ARE FUN, DELILAH FINN!