An Alice Liddell for Jervis Tetch/The Mad Hatter? For Catch-22, a relaxed/slow-paced/reallifetakespriority Arkham City GPSL-slash-RPG.
Be aware that Alice will only get chocolate cake if she agrees to stay.
Special note: it is headcanon that Jervis does not fetishize/sexualize/thirdexample the Alice character. Or any other Wonderland character. He does love her in his own way, but let it be known that this pair will not be fucking each other on the tea table at any point in time. If you're interested in tea and smut, do not apply, please and thank you. I'm getting bored with playing cat-and-mouse. Or should that involve rabbits?