"We do indeed have a dunk tank, and to be perfectly candid with you I think the majority of its operators would be thrilled not to have to sully themselves with it any more if you wanted to run it full-time."
He offered her a dazzling smile, complete with fangs. Well, that bit couldn't be helped, could it?
"I think you would be a wonderful addition here, little fish. And you know, it's nearly impossible to be lonely here. We are a big family... we encourage everyone to socialize and befriend one another, to form bonds. You'll make more friends here than you even know what to do with, I promise. Now as for sleeping arrangements... are you more comfortable in land or in water?"