My name is Koen Boulstridge, and as of Tuesday, September Sixth, I will begin formal lessons. I am given to understand that another carnival employee has been doing lessons while Mister Von Wulf was searching for a tutor; though this is perhaps irreverent of me, if you would like to come to the first class meeting, I would be delighted to talk things over with you. As of right now, the classroom will be the bright tent set up beside my trailer.
I look forward to meeting each of you, and sharing the joys of education! Please don't be afraid, I promise it will be a fun and rewarding experience!