Who: Benji, Blake, Caleb, Ethan, Evan, Gabriel, Harris, Mikey, Rose, Scotty, Sebastian, Tak, Mocchi, Where: Wherever they are When: Evening, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 Rating: SFW
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Hey. mocchidesu (Mocchi): HI! stageboundmorgan (Rose): Sup people mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hi Rose. 8D holmesboyethan (Ethan): Not much. It seems quiet. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I kill this fucking chat just by existing in it :-D mocchidesu (Mocchi): I don't have anyone to flirt with, so it's very quiet. holmesboyethan (Ethan): I'm sure that's not true. I just...don't know many people, so I'm not entirely sure who everyone is. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Mocchs, that's just fucking sad. mocchidesu (Mocchi): What? mocchidesu (Mocchi): What's sad? stageboundmorgan (Rose): "I don't have anyone to flirt with, so it's very quiet." mocchidesu (Mocchi): How is that sad. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Makes it sound like you've forgotten how to do people-talk holmesboyethan (Ethan): Smythe will be back soon. I'm sure he'd be happy to have you flirt with him. mocchidesu (Mocchi): People-talk is boring. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Sexy talk is better. mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;P holmesboyethan (Ethan): Then talk sexy? mocchidesu (Mocchi): Is that an invitation?? ;D holmesboyethan (Ethan): Sure, if you want. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Your name first might be good though. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Names. Pft. But I'm Mocchi. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I don't know why I fucking bother being here. I may be Dalton's last virgin sacrifice. Fuck you guys. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Aww, Rose. holmesboyethan (Ethan): I'm Ethan. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Just, you know, give me a shout if you wanna talk about something INTERESTING mocchidesu (Mocchi): :| I almost destroyed my washing machine the other day. mocchidesu (Mocchi): That's interesting. stageboundmorgan (Rose): How almost? mocchidesu (Mocchi): Too much powder. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Oh, you're Mocchi! The person who added too much powder into the machine. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Lololololol you derp mocchidesu (Mocchi): And then instead of asking mom to fix it, I smacked it a few times. stageboundmorgan (Rose): DERP mocchidesu (Mocchi): WELL I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK. holmesboyethan (Ethan): In my experience, that doesn't often work. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Bubbles everywhere. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Random foam party. stageboundmorgan (Rose): You need to learn how to life, bro mocchidesu (Mocchi): I think mom will be more happy than I am when I'm un-grounded. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hey, I can operate the coffee machine and the microwave and the oven perfectly fine. stageboundmorgan (Rose): You can make there be food but not clean it up when you spill it on yourself? :-D mocchidesu (Mocchi): Dry cleaners exist for a reason. stageboundmorgan (Rose): To eat your money. THEY EAT IT. mocchidesu (Mocchi): But I don't have to do laundry that way. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Lazy fuck stageboundmorgan (Rose): <3 mocchidesu (Mocchi): there are people to do laundry. I keep telling you all this. XP holmesboyethan (Ethan): You pay people to do your laundry? stageboundmorgan (Rose): You are such a rich bitch, Mocchs mocchidesu (Mocchi): I used to have people who did my laundry. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Don't hate me because I'm beautiful and rich, Rosey. XP stageboundmorgan (Rose): I don't, I hate you cause you're rich :-D mocchidesu (Mocchi): Awww, thanks Noah. mocchidesu (Mocchi): >_> stageboundmorgan (Rose): :| mocchidesu (Mocchi): See if you get anything nice for Christmas. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Just see. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Who's Noah? mocchidesu (Mocchi): A dick. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Dear god, Mocchi, no one to flirt with? Horrible. mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's terrible. stageboundmorgan (Rose): You love me reeeeeally stageboundmorgan (Rose): ... stageboundmorgan (Rose): BACK TO THE FOREVER ALONE CORNER I GO Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I count four people to flirt with right here. mocchidesu (Mocchi): What??? I didn't do anything!! Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hello Morgan. Have we been introduced? mocchidesu (Mocchi): Rose might hit me if I flirt with her. :| Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Rose? stageboundmorgan (Rose): Yeah, I'm the annoying bitch wih the swearing habit, remember? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Ooooh, aha, got it. Names aren't always obvious in this thing. stageboundmorgan (Rose): PS wouldn't hit you, would just EYEROLL holmesboyethan (Ethan): I think everyone in here has some paart of their name in their s/n. holmesboyethan (Ethan): *part Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You know who I haven't met? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): GabrielJHolden. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You never talk when I'm around. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Oh ye gods mocchidesu (Mocchi): He doesn't talk to anyone much. holmesboyethan (Ethan): I've had a few converstions with Gabriel. I like him. :-) Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Oh? stageboundmorgan (Rose): He's pretty cool stageboundmorgan (Rose): But you'd hate him because he's a total idiot in all the wrong ways for you GabrielJHolden (Gabe): ... stageboundmorgan (Rose): ISN'T THAT RIGHT GABE? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): HE SPEAKS holmesboyethan (Ethan): Actually, he types. GabrielJHolden (Gabe): Noah never had much luck getting me to speak either. I am not your trained dog. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Awwww >: Fuck. I always wanted a puppy. holmesboyethan (Ethan): lol GabrielJHolden (Gabe): I thought you prefered cats. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Cats were less joke-appropriate Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I bet you'd look pretty in a leash though. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Leashes are hot. stageboundmorgan (Rose): OH YE GODS stageboundmorgan (Rose): FUCK YOU ALL GabrielJHolden (Gabe): No. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Hey. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): There are precious few people who wouldn't, Holmesboy, just sayin'. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I look hot in a leash. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I doubt it stageboundmorgan (Rose): That would imply you EVER look hot mocchidesu (Mocchi): I might believe it. I would need pictures, though. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Ouch, Rose Morgan. Ouch. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Unfortunately, Mocchi, I don't have a leash on hand. mocchidesu (Mocchi): ...I might have one. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You know where my room is holmesboyethan (Ethan): I think the majority of the school does, Smythe. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Suggestion: Can we have a DIFFERENT chatroom for horny teen hookups? stageboundmorgan (Rose): I mean, I know that might leave me alone here stageboundmorgan (Rose): But still Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Is someone not getting any? mocchidesu (Mocchi): I said nothing about a hookup. I said I might have a leash to lend him. Totally different. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Some people don't want any holmesboyethan (Ethan): Unlike you, I don't need sex to complete my life. stageboundmorgan (Rose): What he said Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Neither do I. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Sex just makes my life all the more fun. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Whatever sails your ship, man. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Good for you. So have fun quietly. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Not that quietly. Keep talking. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Geez, make up your mind. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Talk, don't talk, talk... stageboundmorgan (Rose): I ragekilled chat >: holmesboyethan (Ethan): I never told you to stop talking. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Rose Morgan did Doitsmythe (Sebastian): That was a plural your. Vous. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I'm a bitch, I really don't know why it takes people so long to figure that out holmesboyethan (Ethan): I don't know you but I believe you. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Fuck, I even INTRODUCED myself like that :-D Doitsmythe (Sebastian): My mum's a bitch. GabrielJHolden (Gabe): I can vouch for Rose's attitude. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I love knowing I'm among friends 8D Doitsmythe (Sebastian): So, for people who have lived here for a while, when is it safe to take the nice cars out of storage? holmesboyethan (Ethan): So long as you stick to Westerville and don't go anywhere near Lima... Doitsmythe (Sebastian): What about salt on the roads and stuff? I don't want my first baby getting any grit in her undercarriage. mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's not bad. My car is still perfectly fine and I was driving it for a while. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Since the weather has been pretty mild this year, I'd say you'd be safe around mid-March? mocchidesu (Mocchi): I can't wait until I get my keys back. :< Doitsmythe (Sebastian): All right Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Just half a month to go mocchidesu (Mocchi): Someone is blowing my phone up. D:< Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Er... what? holmesboyethan (Ethan): Literally? Because that'd be impressive... mocchidesu (Mocchi): No not literally. mocchidesu (Mocchi): They keep calling. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Answer it? mocchidesu (Mocchi): No because I know who it is and I'm not in the mood for it. mocchidesu (Mocchi): :-\ holmesboyethan (Ethan): Then turn the phone off? mocchidesu (Mocchi): Yeah I just did. mocchidesu (Mocchi): I swear this is the only time in my life I will ever have a girl phone-stalking me. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Doubt it Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Rose Morgan? stageboundmorgan (Rose): No stageboundmorgan (Rose): Bitch, please mocchidesu (Mocchi): Haha. I'd at least pick up the phone if Rose was calling. olsonevanderrr has entered the room. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I feel the love 8D mocchidesu (Mocchi): ^_^ stageboundmorgan (Rose): So who IS it? olsonevanderr (Evan): hey guys stageboundmorgan (Rose): Sup Evan Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hi Evan mocchidesu (Mocchi): :| Her name is..Cadee? Casey? Something like that. She's calling to bitch me out. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hi Evan. olsonevanderr (Evan): why is some chick bitching you out? mocchidesu (Mocchi): Probably because she found out I was sleeping with her dad. olsonevanderr (Evan): ... olsonevanderr (Evan): huh stageboundmorgan (Rose): Ouch stageboundmorgan (Rose): Aaaaaawkward turtle mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's kind of funny. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): ... Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Seriously, Mocchi? mocchidesu (Mocchi): Uh yes? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Ew mocchidesu (Mocchi): What. He's totally hot. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): How old is he? mocchidesu (Mocchi): I dunno. 38? olsonevanderr (Evan): dude... stageboundmorgan (Rose): Whatever turns you on but on a personal note, ew Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Well, I suppose 38 isn't old and wrinkly yet, but still. mocchidesu (Mocchi): He mocchidesu (Mocchi): is not mocchidesu (Mocchi): wrinkly mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;D holmesboyethan (Ethan): My dad is 38 so forgive me for finding that a bit weird. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Wow. Your dad is YOUNG. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Yeah. He was 20 when I was born. mocchidesu (Mocchi): My dad would be 39 if he wasn't dead. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mine's in his 40s now stageboundmorgan (Rose): 41 olsonevanderr (Evan): mine's 44 Doitsmythe (Sebastian): 43 for mine mocchidesu (Mocchi): None of those are too old. GabrielJHolden (Gabe): Mine would be 38 too. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Mocchi, ew. mocchidesu (Mocchi): What? Older guys need love, too. olsonevanderr (Evan): mine gets love from my mom olsonevanderr (Evan): and i totally just grossed myself out. eww mocchidesu (Mocchi): hahahaha mocchidesu (Mocchi): XD Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mine gets love from gold diggers. stageboundmorgan (Rose): fuck, I got nail polish in my hair /ot Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Can't say I've ever done that. mocchidesu (Mocchi): But I think I'm gonna have to stop screwing around with this guy cause I can't have his kid holding up my phone line. stageboundmorgan (Rose): How often do you wear nail polish? stageboundmorgan (Rose): Good call. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Never. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Besides she's older than me, she could probably beat me up. mocchidesu (Mocchi): brb, making a phonecall. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): God, how old was HE when he had kids? mocchidesu (Mocchi): 20? she's like 18. mocchidesu (Mocchi): So she's only a little older than me. mocchidesu (Mocchi): But I can't fight. stageboundmorgan (Rose): You need to fix that, just saying Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I can't fight either, no shame. mocchidesu (Mocchi): And of course he's not answering his phone. Lovely. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Leave him a voicemail mocchidesu (Mocchi): I did. "Call me." very to the point. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Cause I'm a little tired of hearing how I'm ruining this guy's life, marriage and career. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): To be fair, he's doing it himself. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Precisely. It's not like he doesn't know how old I am. stageboundmorgan (Rose): But his kid isn't mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's totally not worth the hassle anymore. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Anyway, aside from that. REGIONALS. THREE DAYS. WOO. olsonevanderr (Evan): wooooooo olsonevanderr (Evan): we made boss posters in booster club yesterday js js mocchidesu (Mocchi): awesome! olsonevanderr (Evan): other clubs will not be able to handle dalton support Doitsmythe (Sebastian): We are going to be awesome mocchidesu (Mocchi): Evan. I'm totally ordering a 26lb gummy bear to celebrate our victory. You are of course welcome to share. olsonevanderr (Evan): yesssssss olsonevanderr (Evan): best. thing. ever! mocchidesu (Mocchi): Yes it is! 8D mocchidesu (Mocchi): everyone is eerie and quiet now. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I'm debating if I can just use a belt as a leash for a photo for you. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): To return to an earlier topic... mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;D olsonevanderr (Evan): i missed it ad i'm so glad i did... stageboundmorgan (Rose): I have a better topic for conversation olsonevanderr (Evan): please stageboundmorgan (Rose): Anyone wanna play bass or lead vocals for Mirrorwall? olsonevanderr (Evan): i can't sing :-P olsonevanderr (Evan): or play bass Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mirrorwall? olsonevanderr (Evan): sorry Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I can't play bass, but I can (obviously) sing. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Can you my kind of sing, though? :-D holmesboyethan (Ethan): You have a band? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): No idea what your kind of sing is olsonevanderr (Evan): stuff that will wreck your warbling vocal chords stageboundmorgan (Rose): I did last year. Ian was lead vocals. Jude was bass. We had a couple of gigs in town? stageboundmorgan (Rose): Something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzPjQWw6odo&feature=related holmesboyethan (Ethan): That's cool. Sucks that you lost your band mates. holmesboyethan (Ethan): I would offer but I have my own band. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Haha I can't even begin to make my voice sound that deep. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Well. Most of our songs are pitched a bit higher Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I probably could, but I think that would hurt to keep up. mocchidesu (Mocchi): I think the music would make my ears hurt. :| stageboundmorgan (Rose): Fine, back to getting Dets to trawl Haverstone stageboundmorgan (Rose): No taste :| mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's too noisy! mocchidesu (Mocchi): :-( stageboundmorgan (Rose): Why is it so hard to find metalheads in Dalton? D< holmesboyethan (Ethan): I could ask around? I know a few musicians so I'll do that for you. stageboundmorgan (Rose): That'd be cool mocchidesu (Mocchi): Because I'm a pretty, pretty pop princess? stageboundmorgan (Rose): KAWAIIIIII~ desudesudesu olsonevanderr (Evan): rofl mocchidesu (Mocchi): so many desu. My head shall explode. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): This is a prep school. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): What were you expecting? stageboundmorgan (Rose): This is a prep school full of troubled teenagers Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Speak for yourself. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Sorry, Rose, but I think this is as far from pop as I stray. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaltdrmKUUA stageboundmorgan (Rose): Smythe. Count the dramas that elapse every five minutes. I have empirical EVIDENCE that this school is full of troubled teens Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I'm not troubled! stageboundmorgan (Rose): Exception not rule mocchidesu (Mocchi): I'm troubled. By that music. mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;P stageboundmorgan (Rose): You suck, Moch mocchidesu (Mocchi): jk jk I love you Rose. mocchidesu (Mocchi): ^___^ stageboundmorgan (Rose): I'm so not coming to see you warble ever again mocchidesu (Mocchi): Saaaad. :-( holmesboyethan (Ethan): I haven't seen any Warbler performances this year. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Now I shall have to find comfort for your insult to my pride. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Shame on you, Holmesboy mocchidesu (Mocchi): You should come listen. holmesboyethan (Ethan): I feel so full of shame, truly. mocchidesu (Mocchi): You should come listen!!! :-D holmesboyethan (Ethan): I have no questions about your talent. A capella isn't really my thing though. holmesboyethan (Ethan): I used to play guitar for New Directions. mocchidesu (Mocchi): ....omgneverspeakingtoyouagain. holmesboyethan (Ethan): A little harsh, I feel. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Shaaaaame, Holmesboy. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Shame. mocchidesu (Mocchi): jk jk. :-P stageboundmorgan (Rose): Ahahahahaha, nude erections holmesboyethan (Ethan): I did a good job, okay. holmesboyethan (Ethan): lol mocchidesu (Mocchi): Like Aural Intensity? mocchidesu (Mocchi): I'm telling you, they had to have intended to name us the Swallows. olsonevanderr (Evan): is it a rule that glee clubs need really bad names? stageboundmorgan (Rose): Apparently so Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Nude Erections? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Who came up with that? mocchidesu (Mocchi): Apparently whoever named their glee club because I can't unhear it at competitions. holmesboyethan (Ethan): That'd be Mr Schuester. mocchidesu (Mocchi): I'm afraid of him on principle. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I salute him stageboundmorgan (Rose): And his trolling ways mocchidesu (Mocchi): Public school sounds scary. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Eh, they're...different. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Public school was scared of me mocchidesu (Mocchi): Though it'd be cool not to have to wear the uniform all the time. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mr. Shyster? holmesboyethan (Ethan): No. Schuester. Like, shoe-ster. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I like the thought of Shyster naming his high school glee club the "Nude Erections" stageboundmorgan (Rose): trololol stageboundmorgan (Rose): brb olsonevanderr (Evan): kk mocchidesu (Mocchi): I feel like dancing. D: olsonevanderr (Evan): than dance you should!! Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Tak anywhere around? olsonevanderr (Evan): *then mocchidesu (Mocchi): Tak is avoiding me just a little. haha. olsonevanderr (Evan): really? why? mocchidesu (Mocchi): I tire him out. mocchidesu (Mocchi): ^___^ olsonevanderr (Evan): oh olsonevanderr (Evan): if you want someone to dance with then i'll do it olsonevanderr (Evan): dance dance not sex dance or whatever mocchidesu (Mocchi): sex dance? What even, Evan. olsonevanderr (Evan): idek olsonevanderr (Evan): everyone usually talks about sex so i was just covering my ass mocchidesu (Mocchi): No, I'm not propositioning you. I'd rather Ron not knock the shit out of me three days before Regionals, OK. olsonevanderr (Evan): not literally olsonevanderr (Evan): lol as if ron would punch anyone mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hey you never know. olsonevanderr (Evan): he's the brains olsonevanderr (Evan): he'd plan to like...poison you or some shit like that mocchidesu (Mocchi): and he could still probably kick my ass regardless. I'm like a kitten. I can't fight at all. olsonevanderr (Evan): lol mocchidesu (Mocchi): This is why I have Tak to protect me. :-D olsonevanderr (Evan): ron won't punch you i promise olsonevanderr (Evan): especially since he has no reason because you're not coming onto me so mocchidesu (Mocchi): OK if you're sure. Cause I've dealt personally with the jealous boyfriend thing and that can get ugly. olsonevanderr (Evan): it's cool...it's just dancing mocchidesu (Mocchi): ^_^ mocchidesu (Mocchi): You and Ron are so cool. Briar didn't like me even talking to certain people. =| olsonevanderr (Evan): if it was just us two then we'd probably kill each other or something mocchidesu (Mocchi): or something, I bet. ;D olsonevanderr (Evan): haha olsonevanderr (Evan): ummm olsonevanderr (Evan): not yet benjamindiffused has entered the room. olsonevanderr (Evan): hi benj mocchidesu (Mocchi): You'll get there eventually. No need to rush. ^_^ olsonevanderr (Evan): no i know olsonevanderr (Evan): it's cool BenjaminDiffused (Benji): hey :-) mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hello Benji!! MikeyxMisery has entered the room. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hello innocent sophomore #2! mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Hi :-) private battle has entered the room. private battle (Harris): yo olsonevanderr (Evan): lots of new people!!! mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hi Harris. holmesboyethan (Ethan): I have no idea who most of you are. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Well, except Harris. private battle (Harris): i'd be offended if you didn't, sweets stageboundmorgan (Rose): I'm me holmesboyethan (Ethan): Yeah, yeah. mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Hi, Ethan. Um, it's Mikey? Or sophomore number two... Or. Um. Whatever. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Oh, hi! holmesboyethan (Ethan): I didn't know what your s/n was. mikeyxmisery (Mikey): That's okay, I'm only just starting to use it a lot again Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hey Benji and Harris! Doitsmythe (Sebastian): And Mikey who I don't know private battle (Harris): hey, pookie ;-) mocchidesu (Mocchi): He's innocent sophomore #2. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Sweetcheeks, do you have a spare leash? stageboundmorgan (Rose): Fuck, not again with the leashes mocchidesu (Mocchi): Accept the inevitable fate, Rose. private battle (Harris): depends if you're going to tell me who it's for Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mocchi wants a picture of me in a leash because I said I looked hot in one. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I'm going to make my OWN Dalton chat stageboundmorgan (Rose): With blackjack stageboundmorgan (Rose): And hookers Doitsmythe (Sebastian): But all I have with me are belts. private battle (Harris): hookers? mocchidesu (Mocchi): hookers? private battle (Harris): yeah, yeah, come and get it then private battle (Harris): the collar will look so nice on you... Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You were supposed to be willing to bring it to me. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Yes. I keep the hookers in my closet Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Of course it will. I rock a collar. mocchidesu (Mocchi): I would have let him use mine but I won't get up to take it to him. XP private battle (Harris): he should know by now that i won't, either Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hrmph, I really am too lazy to get up. How about I just let you dress me next Babylon night, Mocchi? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): And that'll be right after we win Regionals, so, this weekend? twintimez has entered the room. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Oh that's so not fair that I can dress you and then not go out with you guys. awful! Twintimez (Tak): say what now? olsonevanderr (Evan): heeeeeey tak Twintimez (Tak): EVVVAAANNNNNNNN Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Tak! mocchidesu (Mocchi): Sebastian said I could dress him for the next Babylon night. Which I can't go to. T_T Twintimez (Tak): Sebastian! BenjaminDiffused (Benji): taaaaaak Twintimez (Tak): BENJI <33 BenjaminDiffused (Benji): <3! private battle (Harris): we can sneak you out, kid. shouldn't be that hard. Twintimez (Tak): Other peoples too~ mocchidesu (Mocchi): I don't have my fake ID anymore. mocchidesu (Mocchi): :| Doitsmythe (Sebastian): We'll get you a new one. mocchidesu (Mocchi): what, seriously?! :-D private battle (Harris): it's not that hard to do, seriously directorcaffrey has entered the room. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Sure I'll sneak out then. But I can't drink. Twintimez (Tak): Lol what even? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Do you WANT a new one? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Or do you want to be good? DirectorCaffrey (Blake): Uhh, hi guys Doitsmythe (Sebastian): And I don't mean be good in a derogatory manner. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hi Blake olsonevanderr (Evan): hey blake mocchidesu (Mocchi): Well I'd LIKE to be able to go dancing and party. But I can't drink or my mom is throwing me into the local hospital psych ward. Plus it'll interfere with my medication. mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Hi Blake :-) DirectorCaffrey (Blake): :-) hi Mikey Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Well, how about this then. I'll hold onto it for you. Twintimez (Tak): Oh god, the last thing Chi needs to do is get busted Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You deserve to go out and have a good time after we win regionals. But then I take it back so you're not tempted. calekencale has entered the room. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Cay! calekencale (Caleb): Bast! mocchidesu (Mocchi): That sounds good, Sebastian! :-D DirectorCaffrey (Blake): Hey Caleb calekencale (Caleb): Hey Blake. :-) calekencale (Caleb): And everyone else. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): All settled then. mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Hey Cay :-) calekencale (Caleb): Sup Mikey? mocchidesu (Mocchi): So many people now! mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Umm. Not a lot... You? Twintimez (Tak): I'll say. Eesh. Where did all these people come from! mocchidesu (Mocchi): Well, Takkon, when a Mommy loves a Daddy..... private battle (Harris): probably from their mothers' vaginas Twintimez (Tak): EW private battle (Harris): ;-) Twintimez (Tak): Don't wanna think about parent sex Twintimez (Tak): just no, guys Twintimez (Tak): D: stageboundmorgan (Rose): YO MOMMA'S VAGINA calekencale (Caleb): Not much, Mikey. Just got back from basketball. Twintimez (Tak): NOOOO stageboundmorgan (Rose): OMNOMNOM mocchidesu (Mocchi): If your parents didn't have sex, you'd never be here. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You are giving my mother oral sex, Rose Morgan? Twintimez (Tak): NOOOOO Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I suppose you have good taste. She is hot. BenjaminDiffused (Benji): that's not true, you know. there's artificial insemmination Twintimez (Tak): ;~; thank god for you, benji Doitsmythe (Sebastian): But she's a total bitch, worse than you, and a gold digger, so don't form any long-term attachments. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Smythe, can I maybe, just MAYBE, be Rose OR Morgan? BenjaminDiffused (Benji): haha, I think there are better things to thank him for olsonevanderr (Evan): no rose you must be both stageboundmorgan (Rose): It'd make me feel less like I was talking to Spock Twintimez (Tak): nope. still thanking him Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Rose Morgan has so much power though. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I know I do stageboundmorgan (Rose): >D olsonevanderr (Evan): i think we should call you captain morgan. like the drink mocchidesu (Mocchi): Rose Morgan is powerful like She-Hulk. ARRRRGH!! stageboundmorgan (Rose): Oh FUCK yes Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Captain Morgan it is. DirectorCaffrey (Blake): That'd be kind of funny to see stageboundmorgan (Rose): I so approve of this olsonevanderr (Evan): i'm gonna make you a sign for your door olsonevanderr (Evan): because i can Twintimez (Tak): bamf of dalton lives here olsonevanderr (Evan): totally Twintimez (Tak): legit truth too olsonevanderr (Evan): accurate stageboundmorgan (Rose): Evan, you have earned the favor of the great Captain Morgan Twintimez (Tak): xD olsonevanderr (Evan): \o/ stageboundmorgan (Rose): YOU MAY LIVE olsonevanderr (Evan): awesome!!! stageboundmorgan (Rose): XDDD olsonevanderr (Evan): living is pretty damn sweet mocchidesu (Mocchi): especially with sex. olsonevanderr (Evan): i wouldn't know olsonevanderr (Evan): but i guess so private battle (Harris): life without sex wouldn't be living BenjaminDiffused (Benji): :-\ stageboundmorgan (Rose): That explains why my life is not so sweet >: LUCKY BECAUSE SWEET GIVES ME DIABETES ISSUES calekencale (Caleb): Sweets are overrated anyway. mocchidesu (Mocchi): Don't you eat cake? stageboundmorgan (Rose): Yes, then I shoot up insulin like a BAWS Twintimez (Tak): Mmmm ca-- Twintimez (Tak): WAIT WHAT mocchidesu (Mocchi): Smart. Twintimez (Tak): SWEETS ARE AWESOME KENNEDY Twintimez (Tak): D8< stageboundmorgan (Rose): Sweets are meh mocchidesu (Mocchi): Pixie Stix are the best sweet ever. Twintimez (Tak): All of the sugar Twintimez (Tak): alllll of it stageboundmorgan (Rose): ...rub it in why don't you stageboundmorgan (Rose): FUckers Twintimez (Tak): still love you, rose sayitscotty has entered the room. stageboundmorgan (Rose): I DOUBT IT Twintimez (Tak): Scottyyyyy calekencale (Caleb): I didn't say they weren't awesome! calekencale (Caleb): Just...overrated. Twintimez (Tak): no, no, I still love you. <3 stageboundmorgan (Rose): YOU WILL BE MY NEXT VICTIM mocchidesu (Mocchi): I LOVE YOU, ROSE. ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME. Twintimez (Tak): Caleb on the other hand... BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Hey Scotty! calekencale (Caleb): :-( stageboundmorgan (Rose): 5 dorrar, Mocchi? Twintimez (Tak): is getting a full on noogie attack before practice today.... mocchidesu (Mocchi): sucky sucky 5 dorrar? Twintimez (Tak): after mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;P Twintimez (Tak): whatever Twintimez (Tak): my brain stageboundmorgan (Rose): What brain? calekencale (Caleb): Bring it on, Avalon. :-P Twintimez (Tak): exactly olsonevanderr (Evan): ooooooooh burn mocchidesu (Mocchi): He just thinks he has a brain. stageboundmorgan (Rose): ...uh HUH Twintimez (Tak): :-P I'm pretty, not smart. sayitscotty (Scotty): hi. mocchidesu (Mocchi): He is very pretty. calekencale (Caleb): I'm both. ;D stageboundmorgan (Rose): Hey Scotty BenjaminDiffused (Benji): that's not true, Tak. Twintimez (Tak): You're just lucky I'm too lazy to run all the way to Chopp, Kennedy calekencale (Caleb): Lucky, suuuure. DirectorCaffrey (Blake): Haha, Cay. That's funny. Twintimez (Tak): D'aww Benji. <33 mocchidesu (Mocchi): One day, Caleb. One day. We shall capture you. O_O calekencale (Caleb): You disagree, Caffrey? :-P calekencale (Caleb): Capture me? For what? DirectorCaffrey (Blake): Maybe? stageboundmorgan (Rose): FOR SCIENCE mocchidesu (Mocchi): If I told you, I'd have to kill you. :| BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Lol, Mocchi. No scaring the underclassmen :-P Twintimez (Tak): and chores Twintimez (Tak): o___o he will do all the chores Twintimez (Tak): forever calekencale (Caleb): You can't kill me until after the weekend, nur. BenjaminDiffused (Benji): that's slave labour, Takky :-P Twintimez (Tak): And? He's an underclassmen Twintimez (Tak): it's law they have to be treated as such BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Taaaaak Twintimez (Tak): fiiiiiiine mocchidesu (Mocchi): Just don't lose too much sleep about that exploding chip we implanted in the back of your neck during practice. calekencale (Caleb): Underclassmen are people too! Twintimez (Tak): he can have a cookie break Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Says who? Twintimez (Tak): barely calekencale (Caleb): Says me. Twintimez (Tak): you're BARELY people mocchidesu (Mocchi): I was people when I was a underclassman. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Lies Twintimez (Tak): all lies stageboundmorgan (Rose): Lies and subterfuge Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I was never an underclassman. Twintimez (Tak): were you spawned into being a Junior? mocchidesu (Mocchi): Were you just born a junior? calekencale (Caleb): lol Twintimez (Tak): XD Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Yep. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Must've been painful for your mom private battle (Harris): something tells me he's thinking the more painful, the better stageboundmorgan (Rose): No wonder her vag gapes so olsonevanderr (Evan): i totally did not need that image Doitsmythe (Sebastian): No, actually, due to the way years were arranged at the various schools I've been to. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Never an underclassman. Twintimez (Tak): lalala hiding from that mental image now stageboundmorgan (Rose): muahaha olsonevanderr (Evan): hide with meeeeeeee Twintimez (Tak): under the blanket fort of safety? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Wouldn't surprise me a bit if it does, Captain Morgan, after you got through nomming on it. olsonevanderr (Evan): we'll build a fort Twintimez (Tak): :') olsonevanderr (Evan): yes! Twintimez (Tak): this is why you have my heart, Evander olsonevanderr (Evan): <333 stageboundmorgan (Rose): Did I tell you I'm actually a zombie, Smythe? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Oh, shame. BenjaminDiffused (Benji): your heart is cheating on me, takkles? BenjaminDiffused (Benji): ouch BenjaminDiffused (Benji): what a way to find out :-P Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Shotgun to the face. Nothing else to do. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Your spelling is brilliant for the undead. holmesboyethan (Ethan): Kudos. private battle (Harris): you would, Holmes. stageboundmorgan (Rose): Nah, I died YEARS ago, if I needed shooting someone would've done it by now Twintimez (Tak): No, i split it between the two of you. stageboundmorgan (Rose): (not even lying, I died when I was four and again when I was five) BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Oh. olsonevanderr (Evan): nobody is allowed to shoot capt. morgan, k BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Well, okay then Twintimez (Tak): :-P I could never pick between you. private battle (Harris): have you ever shot up captain morgan? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): See, this is how zombie apocalypses happen. private battle (Harris): fucked up, man Twintimez (Tak): But you'll always be my first, love Benji. <3 Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Nobody ever wants to shoot patient zero. olsonevanderr (Evan): taaaaaak! =-O mocchidesu (Mocchi): I'M HURT TAK Doitsmythe (Sebastian): There's still hope. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): We love her. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): She's not eating our brains. Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Then one day Doitsmythe (Sebastian): BAM. Twintimez (Tak): Ooops XD BenjaminDiffused (Benji): \o/ holmesboyethan (Ethan): Shot up? Really, Harris? Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Zombie annihilation. stageboundmorgan (Rose): No hope, I bit like twenty people since I died private battle (Harris): I've had a lot of time on my hands, darling mocchidesu (Mocchi): T___T After everything, Tak? The betrayal. Twintimez (Tak): ...it's BENJI okay? Twintimez (Tak): I can't NOT love him holmesboyethan (Ethan): It's for drinking. Didn't you get that memo? Twintimez (Tak): ): He seduced me with his soul. I stood no chance mocchidesu (Mocchi): Dude you felt me up when we were 13! I demand the title of 'first love'. He can be second. olsonevanderr (Evan): what about me? :-( Twintimez (Tak): I love you all! Twintimez (Tak): ;~; olsonevanderr (Evan): ":