Who: Phil and Jakoby Where: Their rooms What: Random chat; little bit of summer and future talk. Not super relevant to plots but we haven't had a chance to do much with them lately, so, yeah. When: Early Sunday morning (May 15th)
[03:37] EightySix400: hey babe [03:40] notsogenteel: Hey. [03:40] notsogenteel: Sorry about the delay. [03:40] notsogenteel: Was looking something up. [03:41] EightySix400: don't worry about it, i'm in no rush [03:41] EightySix400: got an essay or something? [03:41] notsogenteel: Yeah. [03:41] notsogenteel: When don't we ever? [03:44] EightySix400: tell me about it. [03:44] EightySix400: at least it's almost summer time [03:44] notsogenteel: Do you have plans? [03:45] EightySix400: nothing too concrete. i'll go home for a while and spend the rest here, probably. [03:45] EightySix400: you? [03:45] notsogenteel: I might spend a week or so with Henry. He offered. [03:47] EightySix400: oh? [03:47] EightySix400: where's he from? [03:47] notsogenteel: Louisiana. [03:47] EightySix400: have fun with that, lol [03:47] notsogenteel: I know, right? He'll probably make me LARP with him. [03:48] EightySix400: the fuck is a larp [03:48] notsogenteel: live-action roleplay [03:48] EightySix400: ...kinky ;) [03:49] EightySix400: never really took you for a french maid, babe [03:49] notsogenteel: oh god [03:49] notsogenteel: I'm not putting a dress on for you unless you do the same. [03:49] EightySix400: yeah, that isn't happening [03:50] notsogenteel: Killjoy. [03:50] EightySix400: damn right i am. and a fabulous one, at that [03:52] notsogenteel: You'd look fabulous in a skirt, darling. [03:53] EightySix400: i'm still not convinced that i have the legs for it [03:53] notsogenteel: I am. [03:53] EightySix400: i think you're delusional [03:54] notsogenteel: I think I love you. [03:54] EightySix400: you THINK so? [03:54] EightySix400: ouch [03:54] EightySix400: :P [03:54] notsogenteel: I love you, Jak. [03:54] notsogenteel: <3 [03:55] EightySix400: I love you too, Phil <3 [03:55] notsogenteel: God, you're adorable. [03:56] EightySix400: told you so. glad you finally realized it [03:56] notsogenteel: Sexy bastard [03:56] EightySix400: damn straight. think that one goes for you more, though [03:56] notsogenteel: Why thank you. [03:56] notsogenteel: ....... [03:56] notsogenteel: Jakoby. [03:56] notsogenteel: Do you ever want to get a dog? [03:57] EightySix400: CAN WE [03:57] notsogenteel: I don't know if I can handle it. [03:57] notsogenteel: I just [03:57] notsogenteel: why [03:57] notsogenteel: fuck [03:58] notsogenteel: imkindatearingup [03:58] EightySix400: they're very loyal, and as long as we didn't get too rough of a breed, they're good with kids, y'know? and they're adorable, fun and energetic [03:58] EightySix400: why are you crying [03:58] notsogenteel: thisshowisnteventhatgood [03:58] EightySix400: ...did the dog die? you always. cry. when the dog dies. [03:59] notsogenteel: well [03:59] notsogenteel: at first she didnt [03:59] notsogenteel: she got better [03:59] notsogenteel: but then [03:59] notsogenteel: theyreplacedthedog [03:59] notsogenteel: and the owner doesn't know [03:59] notsogenteel: soshenevergotbetter [03:59] EightySix400: how can you not know [04:00] EightySix400: it's your DOG. you'd know if your child was replaced. [04:00] EightySix400: same thing, really [04:00] notsogenteel: I think she really wants to believe that that's her dog... [04:00] notsogenteel: no poodles jak. i cant look at them anymore [04:00] notsogenteel: let me get a tissue [04:01] EightySix400: i wasn't really thinking about poodles anyway... [04:01] EightySix400: do you need me to come over there so you can dry your eyes against me shirt? [04:01] notsogenteel: I'm okay. [04:02] EightySix400: sure? [04:02] EightySix400: i'mneverlettingyouwatchiamlegend [04:02] notsogenteel: Does a dog die? [04:03] EightySix400: i'm not spoiling you [04:03] notsogenteel: DOES THE DOG DIE [04:03] EightySix400: PERHAPS [04:03] notsogenteel: FUCK [04:03] notsogenteel: FUCK THAT MOVIE [04:05] EightySix400: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li6zh1izDs1qb1jvxo1_500.jpg [04:05] notsogenteel: I love you even more. [04:05] notsogenteel: Will you have my children? [04:05] EightySix400: i can't have them, but i'll raise them [04:06] notsogenteel: Hot. [04:06] EightySix400: got a daddy kink? ;P [04:07] notsogenteel: uh [04:07] notsogenteel: what [04:08] EightySix400: i'm just saying, i mentioned raising kids and you said, "hot." [04:08] notsogenteel: You know I'm teasing! [04:08] EightySix400: so i won't still be hot when i'm a dad? [04:08] notsogenteel: That's not [04:08] EightySix400: damn, i thought that only went with women who had babies [04:08] EightySix400: not what? [04:08] notsogenteel: Jakoooooobyyyyy [04:09] notsogenteel: Stop being such a woman. [04:09] EightySix400: hey. [04:09] notsogenteel: Are you PMSing. [04:09] EightySix400: :| [04:09] EightySix400: i don't have pissing man syndrome, k [04:09] EightySix400: *pissy [04:09] EightySix400: whoops [04:09] notsogenteel: <3 [04:10] EightySix400: besides, you like that i'm the woman, ~philander [04:10] EightySix400: <3 [04:10] notsogenteel: oh god [04:10] notsogenteel: why [04:10] notsogenteel: What is with you? Got a name kink? [04:10] EightySix400: love you [04:10] EightySix400: maybe [04:10] EightySix400: it's a sexy name, what can i say? [04:10] notsogenteel: It means womanizer [04:11] EightySix400: it also means loving mankind, and flirt. and hey, some people find womanizing sexy [04:12] notsogenteel: Do you? [04:12] notsogenteel: Do I get to womanize you? [04:13] EightySix400: so long as i'm only hypothetically a woman [04:14] notsogenteel: uh [04:14] notsogenteel: This is weird. [04:15] EightySix400: a bit [04:15] notsogenteel: I love you anyway. [04:16] EightySix400: I love you because of it [04:16] EightySix400: gotta have someone you can show your weird to [04:16] EightySix400: <3 [04:16] notsogenteel: Hit me with your best weird [04:17] EightySix400: that wasn't all weird enough for you? [04:17] notsogenteel: hmmm [04:17] notsogenteel: You can do better. [04:18] EightySix400: probably. but i think that's enough weird for one night [04:18] notsogenteel: So now what do we talk about? [04:19] EightySix400: how difficult it's going to be not to ravage me in front of our children and how proud you'll be to have the best trophy husband on the block? [04:20] notsogenteel: hnnnnnngh [04:20] notsogenteel: We'll lock the doors and barricade them. [04:20] notsogenteel: Problem solved. [04:20] EightySix400: the dog can babysit for a while, i suppose. they're smart animals. [04:21] notsogenteel: We're leaving Leon with the pup? [04:21] EightySix400: well, i'm not getting the pool boy to babysit him. i don't trust pool boys. [04:21] EightySix400: or gardeners. [04:22] notsogenteel: We could always ask Ron and Evan. [04:22] EightySix400: i suppose that's acceptable, yeah [04:22] EightySix400: think they'll be good with kids? [04:23] notsogenteel: Ron will. [04:23] notsogenteel: Evan will be showing them 101 ways to break their bones. [04:23] notsogenteel: You know something? [04:23] EightySix400: oh god [04:23] EightySix400: hm? [04:23] notsogenteel: I'm missing some Jakoby from my life. [04:24] notsogenteel: Start hauling ass. [04:24] EightySix400: why does it always come back to my ass? ;) [04:24] EightySix400: be there in a second, love [04:24] notsogenteel: Because I worship your ass. [04:24] notsogenteel: Lovely. [04:24] EightySix400: as you should