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4th February 2010 08:54 - FIC: Ministry Bottoms (Lucius/Percy, R)
Author: [info]allaboutkink
Title: Ministry Bottoms
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Percy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: dub-con
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: When Cornelius Fudge tells Percy to fully satisfy Mr Malfoy as to ”the nature of government in the Ministry”, Percy doesn't quite realise what this will entail.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, who is brilliant. And apologies to the mods, since I first told them that I wasn't going to be able to post and then immediately managed to finish the damn fic.

Ministry Bottoms )
30th January 2010 02:14 - Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys (Weasley Siblings, NC-17)
Title: Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters/Pairings: Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred & George (and Fred/George), Ron, Ginny with reference to Bill/OFCs, Charlie/Tonks, Percy/Penelope, Fred/Angelina, George/OFCs, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Lavender/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Ginny/Dean, Ginny/Michael, and Ginny/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation x 7
Other Warnings: twincest, circle jerks
Word Count: 3020
Summary/Description: The love of wanking is genetic. The preferred means of achieving it isn't.
Author's Notes: It took nine months to get this written as it was supposed to be for May since that's National Masturbation Month. Hopefully, it was worth the wait. The scenes are vaguely canon-ish and set some nebulous time during each respective character's sixteenth year. There is no Weasleycest here other than Fred/George, and the mention of Bill and Charlie previously tossing off together.

Thanks to [info]r_grayjoy who forced me to keep it short n sweet, and gave me pushes when I needed 'em, [info]coffee_n_cocoa for the support and on the go betaing, and [info]luvscharlie for looking over the final version.

Seven Wanks For Seven Weasleys )
14th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Who's on First? (Harry/Percy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]celandineb
From: [info]didodikali

Title:Who's on First?
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: cross-dressing, delayed orgasm
Other Warnings: none

Who's on First? [NWS Art!] )
13th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pinstripe Pet (Percy/Rufus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]madeyemax
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Pinstripe Pet
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Very-willing-slave!Percy, D/s, delayed orgasm, oral, anal, come play, cuddling/petting
Word Count: about 2275
Summary/Description: In the winter of Harry's sixth year, Percy Weasley brings the Minister of Magic to the Weasley Christmas table. The mission goes badly... but what happens when Scrimgeour and his Junior Assistant return home?
Author's Notes: Merry Kristmas to the Percy-lover(s) out there - I hope this hits the spot :-) Also, many thanks to the mods for running this fest - and indeed for maintaining the community all year round!

Pinstripe Pet )
4th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Galleon and a Good Time (Percy/Ginny)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thilia
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title:A Galleon and a Good Time
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Chan, incest, mild intoxication
Other Warnings: Smarminess. Did I mention chan? Very very chan? 1993 chan?
Word Count: 2398
Summary/Description: In which butterbeer is consumed, Christmas cards are read, and Ginny knows just how she'd like to spend a Christmas Eve with her brother.
Author's Notes: Sorry, I couldn't work in the sexy Santa outfit, but it pretty much wrote itself in one fevered sitting and will bear no costume-checks. I hope you enjoy it in any case!

Percy has just about had it with Family Traditions. )
12th November 2009 23:55 - Fic: Alive (Percy/Barty Jr. - R)
Title: Alive
Author: [info]madeyemax
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Barty Crouch Jr.
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Symphorophilia: arousal by watching or causing destruction and/or death
Other Warnings: Masturbation.
Word Count: 2,516
Summary/Description: In a world where Voldemort rules, Percy's life has become a dreary monotony. So, when he receives an invitation from an old lover, he doesn't hesitate to accept.
Author's Notes: This is kind of a sequel to Extraordinary Lengths, which I wrote for [info]percy_ficathon '09. Major thanks to pumpkinqueen144 for betaing!

Alive )
15th October 2009 06:54 - The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Author: Lee West
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest )
15th August 2009 08:16 - The Power of Healing (Percy/Oliver/Viktor, R)
Author: Lee West
Title: The Power of Healing
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Viktor/Oliver/Percy
Kink Chosen: Menage a Trois
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Percy's newest case as a Healer is to treat Oliver and Viktor, who had a nasty fight during an international match.
Warnings: Use and abuse of not-so-innocent bystander.
Word Count: 1,646
Author's Notes: Many, many thanks to my dear friend Minnow for betaing and getting me out of a very tight spot.

The Power of Healing )
20th June 2009 22:50 - Fic: The Oddest Thing, Percy/Fred, R
Title: The Oddest Thing
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Percy Weasley/Fred Weasley (deceased), George Weasley
Rating: R
Warnings: Sort-of incest, portrait-wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: Spectrophilia
Word Count: 2558
Summary: Fred has a theory about Percy...
Author's notes: Okay, so this almost didn't get finished in time. Thanks to [info]alisanne and [info]leela_cat for carrying me to the finish line.

The Oddest Thing )
10th May 2009 01:58 - Fic: Ashamed (Viktor/Percy, NC-17)
Title: Ashamed
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy/Viktor
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation
Word Count: 1010
Summary: Viktor likes to watch, but Percy is ashamed.
Author's notes: Um, it's the ninth in Hawaii, still, I think…

Ashamed )
9th April 2009 13:42 - Fic: Jock (Percy, Oliver, R)
Title: Jock
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy and Oliver
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence
Themes/kinks chosen: Underwear
Word Count: 1023
Summary: Percy makes a mistake.
Author's notes: I love happy boyslash as much as the next person, but this month I decided to go a bit more realistic. Thanks to the lovely [info]mariamme for cheerleading.

Jock )
26th February 2009 23:54 - Fic: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Title: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters: *deep breath* Albus/Rufus, Horace/Gilderoy, Rufus/Percy. Mentions of Albus/Arthur, Albus/Percy and Gilderoy/Draco
Rating NC-17
Warnings: Chan (but all characters depicted are over 16), somewhat non-linear...
Themes/kinks chosen: Catamite (also contains masturbation and voyeurism)
Word Count: About 3750
Summary: A fine Professorial tradition, traced over several decades.

Author's notes: This is my first fic for [info]daily_deviant; I hope it pleases!
This started out merely as something suitably naughty, but I was pleased when it seemed to develop a story of sorts. Please don't let the rare-pairs put you off! ;-)

Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde )
30th January 2009 21:03 - All I want to do is make love to you (Percy/Fleur, R)
Title: All I Want To Do (Is Make Love To You)
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters: Percy Weasley/Fleur Delacour
Rating: R
Warnings: adultery
Themes/kinks chosen: Adultery
Word Count: 4100
Summary: Percy Weasley reckons he's the luckiest man in the world. After all, it wasn’t every man who got to shag his brother's wife.
Author's notes: Originally planned for October, but life had other plans. It based on a story suggestion [info]elfflame made several years ago and it seemed to fit really well. I found out afterwards that her bunny was inspired by the song "I wanna do is make love to you" by Heart.

All I want to do is make love to you )
9th December 2008 15:42 - Fic: By the chimney with care (Percy/Ron, NC-17)
Title: By the chimney with care
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: See pairing.
Themes/kinks chosen: Glasses fetish, hair fetish (they're small, but they're in there!)
Word count: 1342
Summary: Percy and Ron give each other a bit of a happy Christmas.
Author's notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas to [info]eeyore9990 who requested any combination of the Weasley siblings, glasses kink, hair kink, and well-hung stockings. Hope you enjoy!

By the chimney with care )
3rd December 2008 05:59 - FIC: Walk Together [Percy/Harry, R]
Title: Walk Together
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Percy/Harry
Rating: hard R
Warnings: Er, shamefully it's not really that kinky... frottage, I guess.
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas Extravaganza 2008
Word Count: 3401
Summary: Harry decides to walk one day... a small decision that changes much.
Author's notes: [info]emiime asked for Percy/Harry, kissing, champagne, and a romantic tone.

Walk Together )
25th November 2008 15:25 - Fic: The Prisoner's Release (Harry/Percy, NC-17)
Title: The Prisoner's Release
Author: [info]chiralove
Characters: Harry, Percy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: dirty talk, masturbation
Themes/kinks chosen: Computer sex AKA cybering … well, sort of. Like computer sex, only without computers. :)
Word Count: 1500
Summary: There were at least three Ministry regulations specifically forbidding things like this.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]nqdonne for the beta!

The Prisoner's Release )
24th November 2008 00:23 - Art: Bad Influence (implied Charlie/Percy)
Title: Bad Influence
Artist: [info]melp
Media: Ink, Photoshop coloring, experimentation
Characters: implied Charlie/Percy
Rating: R
Warnings: implied incest, drug use
Themes/kinks chosen: Drugs
Artist's notes: Melancholy porn? No - stoned post-porn!
Art preview:


You know this was all Charlie's fault... )
18th November 2008 00:08 - Fic: My Little Girl (Percy/Oliver, NC-17)
Title: My Little Girl
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy/Oliver
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angst, crossdressing, copious amounts of whisky, vaguely insane Oliver.
Kinks chosen: Gender-bending
Word Count: 1040
Summary: Oliver doesn't fuck men.
Author's notes: So, this contains not one, but two things I don't like and therefore never write: bottom!Percy and crossdressing. I have no idea where this came from. ♥ to the mods for letting me post on a different day from my regular since I fail at deadlines.

My Little Girl )
3rd October 2008 22:11 - Art: Surprise
Title: Surprise
Artist: [info]ghot
Characters: Harry/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Nudity, piercings. :)
Theme: Piercing
A/N: Another one I want to work a bit more on someday.

Read more... )
9th September 2008 16:46 - Fic: Firewhisky: the New Veritaserum (Percy/Harry, NC-17)
Title: Firewhisky: the New Veritaserum
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Kinks chosen: Confessions, frottage
Word Count: 1379
Summary: There's a reason Percy doesn't drink.
Author's notes: Dedicated to my boring flist. ♥

Firewhisky: the New Veritaserum )
5th September 2008 01:05 - Fic: Blind (Harry/Draco, R)
Title: Blind
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Percy Weasley implied
Rating: R
Warnings: Er, not much porn *cringes*
Themes/kinks chosen: Confessions, Frottage
Word Count: 3420
Summary: Men can be so blind.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to [info]sevfan for the use of her beta-reading skills and to [info]eeyore9990 for letting me bounce ideas off her. And I can't believe I have to follow Lee! *CRIES*

Blind )
15th August 2008 08:18 - FIC: When You Whiff Upon a Star (Charlie/Oliver, R)
Title: When You Whiff Upon a Star
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Oliver/Charlie; Charlie/Tonks
Rating: R
Summary: Oliver has a keepsake from his hero that he treasures – and uses for his nefarious purposes. Until one day the unlikeliest of heroes catches him in the act.
Warnings: Use and abuse of a stinky, sweaty sweatshirt. I think that's it. There's no intercourse between anyone under 18, but there is a lot of under-18 solo wanking. I think that under-18 boys are masters at that, anyway, and, since they're doing it solo, I don't think it qualifies as chan. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Kinks chosen: Relics
Word Count: ~3,700
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]sabethea/[info]iamisaac for the beta-at-the-last-minute.

Apologies for the horrible pun in the title. We all know where the idea came from, no? In case someone has never seen Pinocchio, well, it comes from there.


When You Whiff Upon a Star )
3rd August 2008 09:45 - FIC: A Night at the Ministry [Harry/Neville/Percy, NC17]
Title: A Night at the Ministry
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Harry/Neville/Percy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: uh, threesome? it's actually pretty vanilla, in its way
Themes/kinks chosen: pheromones, relics, insufflation, romantic marriage (sort of)
Word Count: ~2650
Summary: Neither Harry nor Percy enjoys Ministry functions. Usually.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]alisanne for listening to me brainstorm about this! It's epilogue-what-epilogue, by the way.

A Night at the Ministry )
30th July 2008 11:59 - Be My Girl (Percy & the Real Girl), Percy/Doll, NC-17
Title: Won't You Be My Girl (Percy & the Real Girl)
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters: Percy Weasley/Sally the doll
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex with an inanimate object, wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: courtship, fornicatory dolls, clothing fetish, lingerie
Word Count: 4050
Summary: Percy's a lonely boy until an advert in a special magazine catches his eye.
Author's notes: This story was lovingly ripped off inspired by the 1978 song "Be My Girl (Sally)" by the Police from their Outlandos D'amour album. It's always been one of my favourites so when I saw the theme of fornicatory dolls, I knew I had to use it.

Thanks to the usual suspects for handholding, cheerleading and not running away in terror when I told them what I was writing.

Won't You Be My, Be My, Be My Girl? )

Lyrics to the song )
25th June 2008 21:21 - The Education of Professor Percy
Title: The Education of Professor Percy
Author: [info]chiralove
Characters: Teddy, Percy, Fred, George
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: bondage, incest, group sex
Themes/kinks chosen: orgy
Word Count: 2500 or so
Summary: Teddy got what he wanted.
Author's notes: Super-huge thanks to [info]bewarethesmirk for the hand-holding, and to [info]fbowden, [info]iulia_linnea and [info]unbroken_halo for the beta ... and special thanks to [info]unbroken_halo for the title!
My first post to [info]daily_deviant ... thanks so much to the mods for the invitation to join this fabulous comm! :)

The Education of Professor Percy )
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