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ART: Lord of Gardens (Voldemort) 
25th November 2007 20:55
[info]vimessy
Title: Lord of Gardens
Artist: [info]vimessy
Media: digital
Characters: Voldie, Nagini, Voldie and Bella' scarecrows
Rating: R
Warnings: naked suggestive vegetables!
Themes/kinks chosen: Voldemort gives up trying to take over the wizarding world and takes up gardening.
Artist's notes: I just couldn't help myself and just had to draw something silly. Sorry! ;D
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Comments 
25th November 2007 20:12
[info]snapelike
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Absolutely brilliant! I love all the little quirky details, especially the bird balancing on Scarecrow!Bella's hair and her considerable er- melons.
25th November 2007 20:16
[info]ships_harry
Oh, dearie me. That's HILARIOUS. Scarecrow-Voldemort is hung, hee, and Nagini's little love-heart makes me laugh. Scarecrow-Bella looks less than impressed ;).
25th November 2007 20:24
[info]kabal42
Gods! ROFL! That is... precious! *GG* I love that Voldie has such a very, erm, optimistic view of his own and Bella's attributes *GG*

(And I think this is some of the only veggie-porn I've seen. Where the veggies weren't used at toys at any rate.)
25th November 2007 20:36
[info]westernredcedar
Oh, look how proud he is of himself! Hee! I love it!
25th November 2007 20:42
[info]ex_kea92
::pissed herself with laughter::

bloody priceless! :DDD

ja chce kabaczka!!!!
25th November 2007 21:43
[info]islandsmoke
Voldie with suspenders and a flower! ♥♥! And Nagini's heart, and the singing bird on Bella's head, and... and....

*collapses in giggles*
25th November 2007 23:21
[info]mizstorge
That's one big zucchini!
25th November 2007 23:47
[info]tgin
ROFL! That's just priceless! :D I love all the little details.
26th November 2007 00:56
[info]wolfish_cat
*collapses in giggle fit* That is totally awesome XD

I think my favourite part may be Nagini and the flower Voldemort has in his mouth :D
26th November 2007 01:43
[info]sivullinen
*dies*

:D
26th November 2007 03:28
[info]jillypooh
He looks so proud. Of course if his likeness is true to real life then he has every reason! Nagini's love heart is made of win!
26th November 2007 04:39
[info]sweet_lemmon
Oh goodie! This is so hilarius!
26th November 2007 06:49
[info]lrodell
ahahha, oh, the hat and suspenders! And the vegetables!^^
26th November 2007 08:45
[info]mojokilla
how cute!!he's like retired Godfather:))
26th November 2007 14:03
[info]ejab62
ROFL!Oh, this is just too funny; all these little details!
26th November 2007 14:03
[info]snegurochka_lee
*dead* The straw hat is really the clincher. ;) Hilarious!
26th November 2007 17:28
[info]adrianne
omg this is by far the best thing I've seen this month.
26th November 2007 20:05
[info]alisanne
Bwahahahahahaha!
Awesome! *giggles*
28th November 2007 00:17
[info]scowling_hermit
Haha! Good one! I love the naughty vegetables! :D
30th November 2007 00:15
[info]secretsolitaire
Ahahaha! Oh, that's genius. Voldy looks so proud of himself!
3rd December 2007 00:05
[info]red_day_dawning
I almost INJURED myself trying to swallow my hot chocolate while simultaneously inhaling & laughing & trying not to spray the comp screen...! This must be the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Oh, so brilliant!
9th December 2007 20:53
[info]serapes_nevus
hahahahha!
i just love your idea! and the look on voldie's face is amazing! great work, hon!
14th December 2007 16:16
[info]ex_errata987
*is dead*
26th December 2007 10:01
[info]kasem_anerin
Voldie looks so content... *happy sigh*
18th January 2010 20:24
Anonymous
Oh wow. Never thought about Voldemort being a gardener. But it looks he has a real talent for this work - plus he looks just hilarious in these clothes and hat and a flower ...You're genius! :D
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