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Pairing(s)/Character(s): Minerva/Sirius
Kink(s): femdom, age disparity, discipline, student/teacher role-playing
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): actual student/teacher, underage characters, watersports
Prompt: Cats and dogs living together! Unbeknownst to the rest of the Order, Minerva and Sirius are up to something.

Claiming as a member

"Cor, yeah, I'd do McGonagall any day!"

James, Remus and Peter fell about laughing. A red and gold pillow was lobbed in the direction of Sirius' head as they sat in their dormitory, bragging and speculating about the mysteries of the opposite sex.

"Good one, mate!"

"Yeah, you'd have anything that moves, wouldn't you?"

Sirius absorbed the audience reaction with his usual smugness. Every group of friends needs a comedian, and he was happy to play the role - a suave one, at that.

He didn't let on that he wasn't actually joking.



*

There was something about older women that made Sirius sit up straight. Maybe it was the assurance; the promise of experience. The idea of someone taking his cock in hand and knowing exactly what to do with it.

He'd always been the plucky, pushy type; the idea of someone pushing him around a bit - telling him what to do and how to do it - certainly got him hot and bothered. And oh did their Head of House have the authoritarian vibe going in just the way that did it for Sirius. Professor McGonagall was strict but not cruel, buttoned-up without being priggish, and disapproving in a way that made him squirm enough to respect her.

He wouldn't lie - nighttime wank fodder of late had prominently featured a clipped Scottish accent and being ridden by a woman who had probably being having wild rides since before he was born. Sirius felt a bit filthy for thinking it - but then again, he didn't really mind. He quite liked filthy.

You've got Sirius's voice down perfectly here; I can just hear him.

There was something about older women that made Sirius sit up straight.
Great line -- we can see just how his response is to both position (teacher) and person.

He quite liked filthy.
Ha! I bet he does.

Thank you! I'm particularly pleased to hear that you think Sirius' voice came over believably, here - as this is the first time I've attempted to write him.

PurpleFluffyCat x

*****

"Minerva," Sirius forced himself to use her first name. "Welcome to Grimmauld Place."

She gave a curt nod, and crossed the threshold. "Thank you, Sirius. It is good of you to let the Order use your house as its Headquarters."

The meeting went well. Allies old and new descended on the fusty old townhouse, and what with Molly's cooking and the children's laughter, it began to feel a bit less dank and oppressive than usual.

Afterwards, Sirius cracked out the drinks cabinet. There were some bottles that hadn't seen the light of day for decades; it gave him a perverse pleasure to pour them in generous slugs to people of whom his mother would have thoroughly disapproved. "Who'd like to try the Scotch from 1875?" he yelled. Unsurprisingly, there were quite a few takers.

The evening wore on late, and they had far more of a laugh than you would have expected, at the start of another war. After a while, people began to peel off, though: Albus bid everyone a good evening, claiming work to do; Molly and Arthur went to check on their offspring; Remus collapsed in bed, feeling sore from the last moon; Mundungus had drunk so much he fell down comatose; and Snape never stayed longer than he had to in the first place, thank God.

That just left Sirius and Minerva. Had someone asked him beforehand, Sirius would have said the conversation at that point would be awkward. 'Being left alone with your old Head of House in the parlour of your Dark family home, having just escaped from prison,' didn't sound like social dynamite, after all. But as it turned out - it wasn't a problem; not at all.

When off duty, Minerva's sense of humour was surprisingly irreverent. She made a number of shrewd observations about their colleagues, and even shared some gossip about the school that made Sirius take a sharp breath. The things kids get up to, eh? "I'm sure my lot were better behaved than that."

Minerva snorted. "The Dementors must have softened your memory, then."

Sirius tried to look mock-offended, but actually he just laughed. "Luckily, dogs don't have to worry too much about memories."

"It can be useful; I agree." Minerva nodded in acknowledgement, understanding his meaning straight away. "Just not having to think for a while - or not think like a human, at least."

Suddenly catapulted back to when he had first seen it, Sirius had a vivid picture of Minerva in cat form. "Your animagus transformation - bloody marvellous, it is! It blew me away, when I was a lad. That first lesson - my eyes were out on stalks, and I remember thinking: whatever magic she's got, I want some of that."

Minerva smiled, a little smugly. "And indeed, you did get some. A very fine animagus form of your own, if you don't mind me saying so."

"Thanks." Sirius grinned. Being praised by your favourite teacher never got old, it seemed.

He felt warm, and surprisingly chipper. Sirius' mind was drifting back to good old times, and the combination of company and firewhisky had made him pretty relaxed. "I always had a thing for you, you know... when I was a student."

"Did you, now?" Minerva's eyebrows raised, and then she looked studiedly down into her swirling Scotch.

Sirius cursed himself for ending the conversation - him and his big mouth. She would certainly up and leave now, and probably wouldn't talk to him again for a few months, which would be nice and icy at Order meetings... oh bloody hell...

It took him a moment to register Minerva's next words; slow and measured. She looked up once again and locked Sirius' gaze, the smallest of smirks playing at her lips: "Do tell me all about it."

Minerva snorted. "The Dementors must have softened your memory, then."
Haha! Classic McG snark.

She looked up once again and locked Sirius' gaze, the smallest of smirks playing at her lips: "Do tell me all about it."
*swoons*

Oh, good - I'd hoped that line might be a bit swoon-inducing ;-)

PurpleFluffyCat x

*

Sirius fumbled with the lock on his bedroom door, thick fingers dropping the key. He had asked Kreacher to stand guard outside, for good measure; there were so many Order members staying over that night.

A tabby cat slunk out of the shadows of his tattered curtains. In one fluid motion, Minerva returned to human form - but now, she was wearing her teaching robes, in the style of fifteen years prior.

"Oh, bloody hell," Sirius breathed, already half-hard.

"Come along, boy. I don't have all day."

Minerva stood tall and upright in the middle of his bedroom, and looked at him, appraisingly. "Remove your robes, please." It was a request that brooked no argument.

Meeting her gaze like the lippy schoolboy he always was, Sirius shrugged off his outer robe, trousers and shirt.

"And your underwear. Don't test my patience, Mr Black."

Sirius groaned a little and obliged. He was fully erect now, and beginning to leak.

"Now, touch yourself." With a darting tongue, Minerva licked her bottom lip.

Sirius' eyes widened a little; gods he was loving this. He started his stokes slow and even, but quickly picked up the pace. All the while, he focussed on his Professor's watchful stare, feeling more and more aroused by the second.

He was getting close, now. So close, and...

"-Stop." When Sirius carried on wanking for a moment longer, Minerva's tone became more severe. "I said, stop."

Sirius whimpered, but did as he was told. His cock was throbbing-hard; he felt almost like sobbing with the denied release.

"Touch my breasts." With a wandless charm, Minerva Vanished all of her clothes. She still stood perfectly upright, her wiry frame as imperious as her voice.

Sirius took a rattling breath, and tried to move. He stepped forward and gingerly rubbed one of her nipples, revelling in how taboo it seemed to do so.

"With your tongue."

He blinked. Then, emboldened, Sirius lunged forward to suck and bite.

Minerva gasped, and her eyes fluttered closed. "That is... satisfactory."

Smoking hot!

She still stood perfectly upright, her wiry frame as imperious as her voice.
Excellent line -- I love when kink is kept in character.

> -- I love when kink is kept in character.

Thank you - that's certainly what I was trying to achieve with this piece.

PurpleFluffyCat x

Sirius' reached out and ran his hands up and down her body. Hungry palms slid between her legs, and without being asked, Sirius manoeuvred them both such that the back of Minerva's knees caught the edge of his bed and he rested on his arms, above her.

"You may continue..." uttered Minerva, her composure now starting to fray.

Sirius moved his mouth downwards, licking across her stomach and then pleasuring her with his tongue until Minerva twisted and groaned. She spread her legs wide, and clutched at his hair, long strands tangling in her long fingers to keep him in place.

Now, it seemed as if she was close - but ever the mistress of earned reward, Minerva told Sirius to stop. "I want more of you."

Sirius rose, and climbed further on to the bed, looking at her flushed cheeks in hunger and pride. "Would you... would you go on top?"

Minerva smirked. "My favourite."

She spun and straddled him smoothly as he lay. Minerva lowered herself such the tip of Sirius' cock brushed her wet sex. He thrust up wildly to meet her, but Minerva knelt straight up again, leaving Sirius bobbing forlorn in the cold air.

"What do you say?" The enjoyment in her tone was obvious.

He felt desperate now, unable to focus. "...Please?"

"Please, what?"

Sirius groaned so loud it was almost a shout; his horny young dreams were all coming true. "Please, Professor."

Minerva gave a curt nod, and then sank down onto Sirius, hot and tight and so very ready for him. It felt beyond amazing. "Aaaaagh..." he exclaimed, unable to do anything other than to soak in the feeling of her.

"Come on then, boy." Minerva swatted his arse, and flexed her spine in challenge. "Show me what you're made of."

At that, Sirius' brain returned from fog to white-heat, and he began thrusting upwards in earnest, meeting Minerva's gyrations with delicious rhythm. They were both pretty energetic; Sirius felt his heart racing and beads of sweat collecting on his brow and his chest. Gods, this was fabulous.

Finally, she leaned forward and grabbed him, head down and back arched as the spasms ripped through her. With those contractions gripping him, Sirius hadn't a chance. He orgasmed with a shout, head tipped back and clutching Minerva's hips.

They stayed like that for a moment, riding the waves of release. Then, Minerva collapsed on her back, next to Sirius on his old bed. She was panting and grinning - wide and unguarded. "Fifty points to Gryffindor."

Ooo, this was so sexy and fun! I loved the dynamic and I really liked how you started the fic with a bit of a flashback before bringing us to Sirius finally getting what he wanted so many years later!

Thank you! It was fun to write; I'm glad that you enjoyed it.

PurpleFluffyCat x

Had someone asked him beforehand, Sirius would have said the conversation at that point would be awkward. 'Being left alone with your old Head of House in the parlour of your Dark family home, having just escaped from prison,' didn't sound like social dynamite,

HAHAHA! That is awesomely Sirius.

"That is...satisfactory."

HAHAHAHA! And that is soooo Minerva. ♥

the mistress of earned reward,. ♥

"Fifty points to Gryffindor." INDEED!!

♥ ♥

This was delicious!

Thank you so much! Those lines did make me chuckle when I wrote them ;-)

PurpleFluffyCat x

This is splendid! I love the dynamic, and the way Sirius worries he's put his foot in it, only to discover he's done anything but :) Fantastic.

Thank you! Sirius' internal monologue was fund to write :-)

PurpleFluffyCat x

Ohhh, love this!! Loved the opening with Sirius's declaration and everyone assuming he didn't mean it (so Sirius!) and then unf at Minerva's compsure starting to fray!!

Thank you! I'm glad the format worked for you - I liked the idea of Sirius having a thing for Minerva for *years* before he got his chance. ;-)

PurpleFluffyCat x

EEEEEEEE! I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to get to this, but real life got in the way. OMFG, this was brilliant. I love that Sirius has been crushing on her since school, and how Minerva was more than happy to oblige in "present day". The sex was so hot, and the two of them spot on. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Yay! I'm really pleased that you liked it :-) I enjoyed the idea that Sirius had been harbouring his crush for *years* ;-)

PurpleFluffyCat x

Wow! I'd have given him a hundred points, I think. But maybe she wants to give him something to strive toward in the future.

but ever the mistress of earned reward
Oh, yes, right in character.

leaving Sirius bobbing forlorn in the cold air.
Ha! Ouch, poor Sirius.

Really fun; thank you!

> Wow! I'd have given him a hundred points, I think. But maybe she wants to give him something to strive toward in the future.

*Nods* Yes; I think Minerva might have Plans... ;-)

Thank you very much for reading, and for your thoughtful comments.

PurpleFluffyCat x

Mother of pearl, that was fantastic! As someone who has harbored her share of teacher crushes over the years, this really made me grin. Sirius seems exactly like the kind of guy who would delight in a little discipline. Minerva was so spot on, and Sirius as well. I really enjoyed this! Well done! :D