"Oh, well, pardon me for doing what I thought was necessary to keep you from killing me."
Yes, how dare Severus? *eyebrow*
"Black, you couldn't carry a tune in a lead-bottom cauldron with a Locomotor spell.
lol!
"Lumos. Nox. Lumos. Nox. Lumos. Nox."
BANG!
"Lumos. Nox."
BANG!
Wandsturbation? Bit of the ol' Lumos-Nox?
"But you. Really? You're so…"
"Handsome? Brilliant? Sexy? I know." Sirius straightened and preened.
Haha, that's Sirius all right. :)
Sirius leaned his forehead on Snape's shoulder and watched Snape's cock slipping through his fist as Snape made tiny gasping sounds against Sirius' neck.
Nnngh. Tasty image.
Or did the ceiling just get a good look at your face and faint?"
Yes, how dare Severus? *eyebrow*
"Black, you couldn't carry a tune in a lead-bottom cauldron with a Locomotor spell.
lol!
"Lumos. Nox. Lumos. Nox. Lumos. Nox."
BANG!
"Lumos. Nox."
BANG!
Wandsturbation? Bit of the ol' Lumos-Nox?
"But you. Really? You're so…"
"Handsome? Brilliant? Sexy? I know." Sirius straightened and preened.
Haha, that's Sirius all right. :)
Sirius leaned his forehead on Snape's shoulder and watched Snape's cock slipping through his fist as Snape made tiny gasping sounds against Sirius' neck.
Nnngh. Tasty image.
Or did the ceiling just get a good look at your face and faint?"
Bloody OW. Good line though.