Famed Harpies chaser GEMMA MONTAGUE was attacked last night after spending time with mates. It appears she's been attacked by the BASHING BANDIT while the DMLE is not issuing any statement speculation is she was indeed a target! Does this mean that the Bandit has select targets, or is it merely wrong place and wrong time?
It is reported that Montague gave her statement to PRYOR DERRICK and JASPER DORNY who are leading the investigation. If you have any tips at all, please send it to the DMLE at once.
Someone familiar with the case commented, "Oh please, of course, it went after a Quidditch player and a Harpy! This is clearly a plot to try and make sure the Harpies don't win the cup this year!" Despite the comment, there is little evidence at this time to go on.
Where are the clouds from?
The ministry is working overtime to figure out precisely what is going on in Cuaditch Town with the abnormal cloud cover. Thus far, there is little anyone can figure out and the magic is something the ministry is claiming they have not encountered.
"Thus far we are studying the clouds and trying to track down who set out the flyers about the clouds. We are speaking with Wi-Con as this does seem like something they'd do for a promotion, but they current insist it is not them. Rest assured we will get to the bottom of it." A ministry spokesman said.
Ministry Worker Goes Walkabout
"She's gone, walkabout!" The lovely Australian assistant to PENELOPE CLEARWATER told reporters when they were scheduled to meet with the current Liason Officer in charge of coordinating meetings with Brazil and Kenya later this month in relation to the glove dispute currently waging between the two countries.
"Ms Clearwater takes her job very seriously and is of course due some time off. She'll be most upset she forgot to reschedule with you when she returns." Her assistant assured us. In the meantime, her counterpart in Brazil is livid stating. "If The British Ministry of Magic doesn't take this problem seriously, we will have to reconsider if we allow them to mediate! Kenya has STOLEN our glove designs for the last time!"
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