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CUADITCH, SCOTLAND • 02, JUNE 2020
Harpies Falling In Love
Ginny Weasley Caught after the kiss!
Always one for the public eye, GINNY WEASLEY was seen kissing her captain! Is she trying to get in the good graces of GREER MACDOUGAL or is this true love? The pair were spotted leaving the locker room together after the loss to the Montrose Magpies hand in hand! Later that day they were spotted sharing a meal and a kiss!
There have always been speculations if MacDougal would eventually start dating one of her fellow teammates, but most thought it would be GEMMA MONTAGUE (see her shocking story on page 3!) and not Ms Weasley. Weasley has always been best known for her public relationship with the chosen one HARRY POTTER. While the break up was well published and messy, perhaps Weasley tried to paint our favourite Auror with too much of a bad light to hide the fact that she was in fact interested in someone else! There are, after all, always two sides to any story!
Speaking about other sides to a story, how does the rest of the Holyhead Harpies feel about two of their own dating? Well, we know some fans are NOT okay with it. "I don't give a shaggy left tit what gender someone wants to date, but you don't date teammates! That's against the rules! With Weasley's track record of messy break ups, this could ruin a really promising team! Honestly, I thought MacDougal had better sense than to date one of her teammates. She's the captain!" The fan only would allow us to use their first name, Samantha. 'Samantha' isn't the only fan who has opinions about the two. LISA TURPIN had a very different take. "I'm happy for them! They're professionals, after all, so I doubt it'll hurt the team at all, and if they can find love and happiness, I'm happy for them."
Yes, how will this change the Harpies dynamic?
NO MORE FEEL UP?
Teresa Spinks at the Cauldron Drown Premier
Is TERESA SPINKS leaving her popular morning show Morning Feel Up and the WWN? It's reported that she is unhappy with her current contract negotiations and is planning on leaving our sound waves! Her numbers have been very steady in listenership, but perhaps the latest row with her famous pop singing sister LISA SPINKS is causing her to think twice about what she wants to do.
"Don't be stupid!" WWN working FINN MASTERS told us when we stopped him outside the headquarters. "Teresa isn't going anywhere, she's happy with her show, we all love her show."
That, however, is not what our source close to Spinks said. "She's getting tired of the Knut and Sickles of it all. There is no denying the fact that the male hosts make more money than she does, and she has every right to demand more! But you know how these things go, so she's looking to take her talents somewhere else. The American networks are very interested in bringing her over there. Maybe she'll go over and find exactly what she's looking for!"
Three way love?
Pryor Derrick, Isobel Montgomery & Gemma Montague
Even though we always thought GEMMA MONTAGUE would end up with GREER MACDOUGAL, it turns out this quiet Quidditch vixen has a totally different kind of relationship going. Witch Weekly can report that she is in a three-way relationship with healer ISOABEL MONTGOMERY and Auror PRYOR DERRICK! This shocking news comes on the heels of last months article about the Montgomery sisters battling it out for the Auror's affections. Now we know what he really wanted was the healer and the chaser.
A friend close to all three of them said, "They are so cute together. The way Pryor takes care of both of them is fantastic, and they really are the most adorable couple! I saw them at the market the other day and let's just say things look to be going very well. I think they might get married!" When asked about how this must make CHARLIE MONTGOMERY feel our source laughed. "Do you honestly think he'd have gone for the partying twin? The one who does nothing with her life but drink and party?"
Another source close to Pryor told us; "It's that happiest I've ever seen him. He has a pep in his step these days when he comes into the Ministry. I'm really happy for him."
We can't wait to keep our lovely readers informed on this developing story!
What's Pucey Up to?
Adrian Pucey & PR Maven Glenna Goyl
The speculation about why ADRIAN PUCEY is no longer our favourite bad boy Quidditch player is still a hot topic of conversation but what is more interesting is what is he doing with PR star GLENNA GOYLE? Our writers and readers have been asking that question since snapping this shot of them as they came out of a restaurant. Are they dating? Is he hoping she can fix the problem that has left him jobless and on his own?
Adrian's fall from grace has been hard on the bad-boy player, most sightings have been of him with a plastered fake smile, much like the one he had when pictured with ex SYLVAN FAWCETT at TERESA SPINKS birthday party. Is he up to something now with Ms. Goyle? Perhaps she has found a way to his heart and his healing him up with her mastery of words.
McLaggen finds love
Fleischer and McLaggen at the Quill of My Dreams Premier
CORMAC MCLAGGEN has a new special lady in his life, we wonder if she'll be able to handle his temper and his close relationship with MELINDA BOBBIN. The blond bombshell identified as KATARINE FLEISCHER an actress from Germany. The two have been spotted in each others company more than once!
McLaggen has a long history of short-lived relationships, and it is often attributed to his attitude but many wonder if it is actually because he's secretly in love with his Bobbin. When he isn't seen with the lastest squeeze of the month, he's with Bobbin, and they often look very, very cosy.
Down in the dumps
Katie Bell out shopping
With the rumours that the Magpie Chasers are splitting up, it looks like KATIE BELL isn't very happy. Snapped look extremely upset it seems like there might be something to these rumours and the Montrose Magpies golden Trio is coming to an end.
Who Stole Her Heart?
The Happy Couple
It's official, ANGELINA JOHNSON is never going back to her funny baby-daddy GEORGE WEASLEY. The stunning Magpies Chaser has professed her love for LYANA SAULT. Sault is best known for her impress broom racing skills. The two met last year at one of fellow chaser ALICIA SPINNET's animal foundation events. While the two hit it off, they didn't reconnect until a few months ago.
"It is so nice to see Ange so happy! I know she'll always have a soft spot for George, but they were always such a mess, and that'll never change. I'm so pleased to see her on her feet again and with someone who treats her right. Lyana is such a wonderful person, and they are so cute together!" A close friend of Johnson's exclusively told us.
Not everyone is a fan of the idea of Johnson moving on from Weasley though. "Please, she belongs with a Weasley twin! We all knew that in school and that's not going to change just because she's having some fling with a broom racer." A friend from her days at Hogwarts responded after being asked how they felt about the new couple.
Quidditch no, Hockey yes?
Davies Plays Hockey
It's no secret that Puddlemere United has been having a horrid season thus far, and ROGER DAVIES is taking it especially hard. The chaser and captain was caught playing a muggle sport! Sources say he is considering leaving the magical world altogether and joining the muggle world to play Hockey.
If you are wondering what on this magical earth hockey is, don't worry, you're not alone! Luckily we had sports expert Thibault Lévêque help us out. "Hockey, also known as Teeth Loss is a game Muggles invented to release anger while trying to hit something they call a punk into a little net. We can see Davies here playing the position of chief teethout. He tries to stop the punk from getting into the net with his teeth or the stick! It's a ruddy stupid game if I've ever heard of one!"
Our other favourite sports expert Gaubert Lefebvre was horrified at this and instead insisted that the game is, "In no way ever called Teeth Loss, while players do often lose teeth during fights, the goal is to get the puck, not the punk into the opposing goal! No one uses their teeth for anything!"
A New Bole
Lucian Bole and Mystery Woman
Bad boy LUCIAN BOLE has a new romance! The woman in the photo is currently unknown but the couple does look especially cute! It's always good to see Bole happy, but we have to wonder how long this relationship is going to last. His track record is shifty after all!
After his last failed string of relationships, we hope this is it for the Falcons beater, that he has indeed found love!
Davis and Bell?
Davis and Bell
If you were looking for a stunning new couple, look no further than RUNE BELL and TRACEY DAVIS. These two stopped everyone in their tracks as they attended the Sunshine Smiles annual event benefiting St. Mungo's Children's Wing. There have been rumours in the past, in fact, last year at this same event, that these two had some sparks between them!
"I always thought they would end up together, look at them! You couldn't have a more stunning couple!" A close friend of Bell's told us. "Rune's always had a thing for her. I guess he finally got off of his arse and asked her out. He's had such strange year already that it seems fitting that he'd pluck up the courage to ask the girl of his dreams out."
Not Worried
Magpies Bundy & Rivers
Despite the rumours about their team breaking up both XANDER RIVERS and BRYAN BUNDY looked unphased when caught out and about by the water. The growing rumours that the Montrose Magpies are going to look extremely different after the upcoming trading season are astounding and overwhelming. These two old buddies aren't phased at all. Or perhaps they are just pretending to be okay. It is well known that Rivers gets very frustrated with the three chasers. Some say it is sexual tension, and he is actually in love with all three of the chasers, but especially KATIE BELL.
Caught in the Act!
Lee Jordan Speaks
Ginny Weasley and Emilia Spinnet Looking Good!
Seamus Finnigan attends an event
Greer MacDougal Endorcement outtake
Tracey Davis Claps
Sylvan Fawcett & Friend at a Restaurant Opening
Gemma Montague & Morag McDougal at Cocktail's for Rescues