We have a child together. I don't know Muggle biology all that much...but I'd wager this means we are snogging in some alternate version of this universe...
...Do you think I should stop calling you peaches?
...What if that time we played spin the bottle at school is what set the world evil?
I hope that alt-version of me has at least seen the error of his ways and no longer supports the A R R O W S.