Tom snorted a laugh at that. "Got a couple where I'm from, don't know how they didn't jump off a cliff the day they realized they couldn't see their own reflection." They tended to be dickheads, but there were a couple that weren't all bad. And a few of them that were both.
"Yeah, I reckon the same. Police are for keeping human law, not ours. My dad said they ain't never know what we do for them, so we just keep to ourselves and let them keep to theirs. And never let them catch you stealing from the shops," he added, matter of factly.
They kept the town safe of blood-drinking monsters. If they took some food from the ASDA, that was barely a price to pay.
"Your upirs do what? They hurt themselves?" Tom asked, eyes wide.