Nothing beats walking. As long as we got two working legs, right? Might take twice as long to get anywhere but hey, keeps you fit too. Funny that we both found something better here in the hotel, right? I keep thinking this place could be hell but fuck, if it is, don't let me leave.
I'm sure the gift shop will have something for you to remember your disappointment by. I'd love to get a look at all the sculptures. I love working with clay.
I've got a lot of ..interesting stories. Let's just say that the view was killer.