Never been too big on rides me, shanks' pony all the way. Apart from when I'm in the US. It's remarkably difficult to manage without a car there and the public transport leaves a lot to be desired. You're right about Chaz, he'd want me happy and, truth be told, he'd be fucking astonished to find that I am. He'd settle for that.
I'd like that. I've heard the Mona Lisa is disappointing and if there's one thing a cynic like me likes, it's to be disappointed by priceless works of art.
Like you, I've travelled a fair bit but rarely for pleasure. With good company, a tourist trap could be a lot of fun. I know enough not to ask the story behind the Eiffel Tower, however curious I might be! Sounds... interesting.