Regulus/Sabrina
I doubt they would think to try that, as they probably assume our familiars can't speak for themselves.
That sounds incredibly childish of him. He's attempting to claim that you were spewing vile things about his friends, which just raises the question of why didn't he simply ask you not to share your opinions on his friends. And using pain as an impetus for change never works.
Fine, but only because you said my act is pretty hot.