"That's cute. I love how men use old things as if they were some connection to the past. Newsflash, they aren't. Just use a computer. It'll save you time and frustration," Klaus said. "Computers are probably the best invention in the past thousands years. After indoor plumbing."
Klaus chuckled. "I bet the hotel knew what I'd do to a roommate." He frowned. "What kind of name is Jughead? Forsythe is a much better name." He might just use it to annoy the kid. After all, Klaus had to get his amusement somewhere. "How old are you? Because maybe it's time to go back to your real name."
He looked at the other man for a moment. That was the strangest answer he'd heard to that, but whatever. "I do have a question. Are you willing to donate to the cause? I can make it feel really good if you want to." How pathetic! He was asking when he should just take and wipe the boy's memory. He could easily get away with it too now that they were stuck together.