"One would think, but you realize that no matter the country, the technology, in the end, it's all about good food, good drinks and sex, and here, there seem to be a shortage of that. It's hard with so few people and not enough blood types," he said with a smirk. "I was born a werewolf, my mother turned me into one of the original vampires using her magic. Since I'm one of the originals, I can turn whenever I like, can walk in the sun." It was great to have all of the benefits and none of the weaknesses.
He nodded."My brothers were witches. My sister too, and she's much more talented than they are, but maybe that's because they have tried to kill him a few times." Not that he hadn't deserved it. When you live as long as they did, it was inevitable.
"Everything is so sparkly in this place. No sense of history at all. Even the sex dungeon looks like it was made in some cheap mall," he said with a sigh. "You want to create a hotel in Scotland, make it a castle, have a real dungeon, with stone walls and torches. They add flavor. The arcade is not very interesting when you have my reflexes. They get boring when you can win everything always."