Fascinating. I have once more been transported across dimensional time and space to an alternate plane of existence.
I am eager to identify the occupants of this location and determine the most efficient route of return to my universe.
My name is Ensign Data. I am an android deployed on the USS Trieste, a vessel within the United Federation of Planets' paramilitary organization, Starfleet.
As cordial greetings are customary amongst most humanoids; it is a pleasure to encounter you all.