"Oh no, how will we entertain ourselves now?" she asked with a fake little pout.
"Have you seen what some of the people here put out there on the network?" She was about ninety percent certain that some idiot would rather starve than ask for help. "And if we're being honest, it's all a bit silly, this push towards meekness. The body is a lovely thing. We shouldn't be so bonkers about the idea of near-strangers judging us."
She took the seat next to him. "Ooh, I get an entire side to myself?" She thought that was extremely sweet of him. "I promise, here and now, if the occasion ever rises for me to return the favor, I will gladly," she declared.
"I wish... though my roommate is female like me, so it's not as bad."