And you seem to like to draw conclusions about me.
I simply said I didn't care for cabana boys. That hardly writes off the entirety of the male population. As for beach holidays, besides my poor pale English skin burning to a crisp, being abruptly transported to yet another place where I half expected to be attacked at any moment and one where I am without my loved ones, unsure if I would ever return to them again, doesn't exactly put me in a relaxing frame of mind.