"I never said that you were best mates," he said with a shrug. "Someone has reasons to, especially when others think that they are better and offer me a tip. I don't need your money. I definitely know Scorpius. You've brought him to the house often enough before he was old enough to travel by himself."
He snored. "And the magic word is?" Not that he had any hope that Malfoy even knew what that was. "I'll be so kind and help you since you are so helpless and don't know how to get to your room," he said with a fake smile. "He and Albus are both Slytherins, and Dad is a Gryffindor through and through." He might have almost been sorted into Slytherin according to the family stories, but Harry Potter was the true hero. "I should mention, you need to do your own cooking and laundry," he said, getting great pleasure from sharing that tidbit.