This place isn't quite like any other I've spent time in but I do have skills I can apply here. Not quite so good at the flowery language but that's what teamwork's about, right?
I've been here for about six months or more, so I can certainly help with the chronology of events. It would be cathartic to do something useful with the information, though I warn you, if it's answers you're looking for they're few and far between.