"Thor? The big guy with the uh... The lightning and... ? Really?!" He didn't have a chance to be too excited about that though. Johnny's face would heal and he'd have a badass scar to show for it, but now all his damn headshots would need to be redone. And so much scar covering makeup for every movie going forward, ugh. It wasn't the only one though, so he could only be so upset. He was planning a tattoo to cover a huge burn on his chest already.
"This one? Her name's Mileena. She's..." He ducked, a full split as Mileena came out of another portal, this time going in for the kill with the teeth. The second Johnny's hips touched the ground, he brought a charged fist up and hit Mileena square in the ribs, knocking the wind out of her and sending her tumbling over. Johnny winced as he got up and stood stiff for a moment.
"Jean-Claude Van-Dammit! I forgot how much that hurts if I don't stretch first." He winced as he said the words, but he was still laughing it off. "Now, this one here... Portals, teeth, sai. Tl;dr, stay long range if you can. And them..."
He groaned now. Two other forms were approaching, eight or nine feet tall, eight arms between them and fucking ugly as hell. They had to be here too. "These two? Same deal. They're big, slow and dumb. And the bigger one owes me a pair of Ray-Bans. You got this?"